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meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo

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oh ok

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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there was a dog who, each time she got angry she grew a new tooth. everything made her angry. soon the sensation of growing new teeth made her angry and she grew so many teeth that she couldn’t open her mouth. she became so angry at herself for letting her teeth grow out of control and began to cry, and teeth came out of her eyes and when she tried to scream, teeth ripped out of her throat and down to her stomach, ripped open in a maw of gnashing teeth and blood. there was no dog in the pile of gore they found where her anger had fully consumed her only teeth

inspired in part by David Lynch’s The angriest dog in the world

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I like when you hear a song that sounds amazing so you look into it more and find out it’s the band’s least favorite song ever like they hated making that shit with every inch of their life and they cite one time where the drummer tried killing themself during one recording session

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please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those

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Everyone knows that there are two ways to get into media these days:

1. A tumblr mutuals indoctrination

2. Blorbo from my other shows was there

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every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother

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“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” okay well I asked Bonzo and he said zog ziggy zrog zig zoggy zog zig.

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what if the new pope is problematic :/

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sometimes a family isn't a mum, dad, and kid. sometimes it's an author who's books have started to fall off in recent years, a starving toy shop owner, a disabled lesbian with a husband, a japanese cowboy who's not over his divorce, a 20 year old who lives in a robot, and a gentleman faggot

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i wanna talk about this shot

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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one thing i love about cloudward ho is that maxwell’s dad initially referred to olethra as a boy, as a son. but when he’s corrected and told olethra is not a boy, not a son, she’s a daughter, his only response is “oh! very good, well congratulations to the young lady.”

he may be an asshole of a father but he supports trans women.

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not siobhan fully breaking brennan by solving this riddle over the course of mere minutes

bonus:

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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”