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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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There is nothing more terrifying than seeing supernatural trending and thinking “oh shit what earth changing event happened this time”

only to find out that nothing happened. This is just the supernatural website. It does that sometimes.

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I really don't like how filtering a word on tumblr doesn't actually remove that type of content from your dash, it instead hides it, with a button that lets you view the post. I'd really like it if you could choose between completely hiding or just censoring posts with certain words in them, it would help a lot for people who have specific words they don't ever want to see, and in general it would just be a really helpful accessibility feature

like don't get me wrong, in this specific instance it is very funny, but sometimes I'd rather just not see it at all

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I think I’m gonna start calling it Australian spelling instead of British spelling just to see what happens

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I saw Phil Lester wearing a white tank top and blue mesh shirt so I bought a white tank top and blue mesh shirt

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I disagree but I also don't respect your opinion

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it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

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dan shows phil his tit (??)

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sorry man im all booked

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heading out the door

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Saw a post on Twitter that was like "I think it's entirely possible to be trans without dysphoria, but a lot of you are severely underestimating how much dysphoria you actually feel and how much you’ve let fade into background noise" and honestly? Yeah lol.

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Vivienne Westwood lighters

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SPIRITED AWAY (2000) HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004)

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I've remarked in the past that one of the problems with Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro is that they want to downplay a lot of the uncomfortably horny elements which have historically characterised the game's implicit milieu, but certain key parts of the game's brand identity are tied up with those horny bits, and they're not willing to give that brand identity up, so they end up doing daft shit like keeping dragon-blooded sorcerers as a core class while acting like "one of your parents fucked a dragon" is the least likely explanation for how you got to be that way, resulting in a text with a strangely coy tone.

The 2024 Player's Handbook carries this policy – and the resulting tonal incoherence – forward. This is how it describes draconic sorcery:

As we can see, it even walks back the 2014 Player's Handbook's oft-mocked discussion of "bargaining" with dragons for power, in favour of proposing scenarios involving accidental exposure to draconic magic – as though a draconic sorcerer is some sort of dragon-themed Spider-Man – while grudgingly acknowledging the possibility of actual dragon-fucking almost as an afterthought.

And then it uses this image to illustrate the Draconic Sorcery subclass:

"Might".