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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

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In the movie Chang should have a boyfriend who is like the most eerily normal guy ever except he seems to find every weird thing Chang does really sweet. And they're all trying to figure out what's wrong with him but he's just like that

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would you like a nice glass of

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I genuinely believe that some people could encounter a button that says “if you push this button everyone in the world has the opportunity to live a better life and your life remains exactly the same” and they would not push it.

They’d be like “well that button’s not fair to me, though,” even though there’s literally no other buttons around and nothing newly bad would happen to them if the button was pushed.

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I've been thinking about crop circles and how they kind of just stopped being a thing like 20 years ago and I've decided the obvious explanation is that they were all made by one individual alien who recently retired from the art world after a long career of controversial surrealist art in which he went from one pre-contact planet to another fucking with the indigenous species' corn

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ive been waiting to post this for months happy pride everyone

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ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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Helpful former homeowner.

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in these dark times, remember that you will feel sunlight on your skin once more. you will smell the heat and life of summer, you will feel grass underfoot. this will pass, you will love and live on.

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Happy 25th Anniversary to The Mummy (1999)! I did this piece recently for @themummyzine which released today (and is freee!) 👀

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended