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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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Herald of Second Chances

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Tom Badgerlock and his dog that is not a wolf.

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the original butchfem (dear daniel & hello kitty)

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It's best not to interrupt second master Lan's meal!

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lan wangji did not need to be so possessive over wei wuxian like truly no one else wants your man bae he's all yours

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Thank you to the Kholins for choosing that shade of blue for their family because Herald of The Wind Kaladin Stormblessed is gonna look absolutely CUNT in his herald portrait 😔💖

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When you realize the Kholin uniform, as described, is basically

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renarin “gay panic” kholin 🫶🏽

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And then it hit Gavinor… Moash’s foot.

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My first ROTE art meme redraw with our dear Fitz!

First one was my idea XD

Then my friend @meloni-dumpster suggested this:

And then @tragediegh came up with these XD thank you friend ^^

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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

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Do you love the colour of the syl?

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"i asked chatgpt" okay well i asked the weird gay court jester and he gave me a foreboding omen in the form of a riddle. we are not the same

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FitzChivalry Farseer Moodboard pt 47