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full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

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isn't he handsome?

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The semester just started AMA

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Sylvanus G. Morley, An Introduction to the Study of the Maya Hieroglyphs, 1915 

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

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cleaning house canceling a bunch of subs and free trials and shit and this 5-character non-optional complaints section made me scream

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last night i dreamt i left my phone unlocked in my pocket while i was walking and it unfollowed everyone and followed a random blog from my for you and when i got home and checked my tumblr on desktop my whole dash looked like this

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nah