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hmmm

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this is so sad, alexa please stop collecting my personal data without my consent

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Jacques: Is this how you imagined your life, Lemony?

Lemony: Well yes, but then I was a very depressed child.

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the saga of Klaus and the aqueous martini

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I’ve read The End quite a few times, at many different ages and in many different periods of my life. And I’ve still never been able to say if I think Sunny was right to suggest pushing Olaf overboard here or not. I understand why she would suggest it, and why it’s a good idea, but the real question is whether doing so would push the Baudelaires over the line and turn them into true villains.

Take a moment to think about this scene, too. It would be one thing if it were Klaus suggesting they kill Olaf, and it’s could almost be expected from Violet. But Sunny is a toddler, practically still a baby. She’s a little girl with unusually sharp teeth and a passion for cooking and she’s suggesting they murder a man. It’s for their own survival, and, arguably, the greater good, but for a toddler to suggest such a thing is absolutely horrifying, and says a lot about the effects of Sunny’s childhood on her.

But the truly frightening thing, more frightening than a little girl suggesting murder in the first place, is the fact that she could very well be right in suggesting it.

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Rose Armor Gown by Lillyxandra

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Violet Baudelaire: Sunny and I never cry because Klaus does enough crying for all of us.

Klaus *tearing up* : No I don’t!

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Baudelaires: (tell Esmé about Olaf’s plot and the Quagmires being hidden at the bottom of her elevator shaft)

Esmé: (leading them towards the elevator) This is so sad Alexa play Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

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I was thinking about the fact that the Quagmire feel a little like when you find out that Neville could have been the chosen one in Harry Potter. There’s someone out there who has it as bad as you and maybe even worse and the reason why it’s your story that is being told has basically a lot to do with your mother and the guy she used to date.

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Completely Insane Things That You May Have Forgotten About the Snicket Universe:

- William Shakespeare and William Congreve are immortal and Lemony knows both of them

- Sea serpents are 100% real.

- Sonar can’t see you if you’re really quiet

- snakes and frogs can talk.

- the androgynous henchperson has blank white eyes and a prehensile tongue

- SNAKES AND FROGS CAN TALK.