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so i found my digital copy of the special edition of smash hits they did for derry girls s3 promo

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my favourite part of the day is going onto ao3 and seeing that the number of completed fics for my comfort pairing has increased

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erin and james from derry girls are jily variants btw

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Oh, your body is tea? WHICH KIND? ELABORATE. Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment or Earl Grey?

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DTS ep3 hatepost :(((((

HATE Buxton for framing the Silverstone DNF as a driver skill issue.

Fuckwits at Merc with the underweight car at Spa. I swear, George’s biggest ops work in his garage.

Gosh can’t even believe there was a time when I idolized Toto. Fumbling Lewis, sabotaging George. Effing clueless and gaslighter extraordinaire.

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The only thing I agree with Netflix so far is that I too have decided to ignore Spa's DSQ. I too have bended reality to be whatever the fuck I want it to, DTS.

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george: where is lando? is he not on..

alex: he’s flying with max

george: lando wouldn’t want to fly commercial would he? he’s too big time for that

lando: actually I'm flying home with max so... BROS 🤪

never beating the sugar baby for private jet allegations...

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netflix giving lando, george, alex, charles, and pierre phones to do a vlog episode of drive to survive has to be the greatest thing they’ve ever done

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RIGHT

we’re just ignoring george got disqualified in spa??? 😭

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hello children I am the fairy textpost duck 💫

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F1 Drivers React To F1 Memes | Meme, Myself & I

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they worked it out on the remix

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Make George paddock walk in this exact fit you COWARDS...

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It’s just like. We have Robby, the kid who grew up with no one. Whose only friends were two adult men who used him and turned violent the second he pushed back. Who slept on the couch while his addict mother brought home strings of random, strange men over and over again. Whose dad was never there at all. Who got drunk for the first time in his life and was sexually assaulted. And then we have Tory, the girl who watched her dad hurt her mom. Who bragged about needing to fend off creepy men with a spiked bracelet. Whose landlord tried to extort her for sex at 16 years old. Who has been repeatedly sexualized throughout the show. These are the kids who become karate influencers—not because of their skills, not because of any victories or trophies, but because they kissed on live television and people want to objectify them. Because they’re good looking kids and sex sells. That’s their happy ending. Trapped forever in the cycles of violence and abuse that have consumed their entire childhoods. What the fuck.

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