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The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Desolation Tim hnrhghghgh

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woah oh my god i did another

no offense, but martin is cooler than all of you losers

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Tma fandom i have a question for you

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

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Samama Khalid the man that u are. Former gifted kid experiences rejection once and it all comes crashing down…. Your parents can’t understand why you’re not more successful. You’re toiling away at a dead end night shift job ur ex gf got for you. You’re looking back wondering where did it all go wrong and can I get back on track? But you can’t go back (there’s nothing there and the magnus institute is rubble) and you can’t get back on that track (because the gifted kid skills you were praised for as a child don’t actually help you as an adult) so it’s just you and the Horrors.

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

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🔥開 Fūga🔥

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Marching to my own tunes

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

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jontim (this was very much inspired by WolfytheWitch)