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When a dick goes boi-oi-oing, THATS the true meaning of love

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Me: *googling an object to learn about it*

Google: Buy? You want to buy? Buying it? Amazon Etsy eBay Wish Shein? You are buying it now?

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine

HELP

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two gay boys in their early twenties texting each other convinced the other one wants absolutely nothing to do with them (they want each other so bad) (they are going to ruin any chance of this progressing further)

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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You couldn’t watersport that out of me

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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No fucking way this is actual Taylor Swift lyrics lmao

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Cloud, are you there?

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my parents have no issue with my art being explicit or sexual and are very supportive and this is great. the issue is they’re too supportive. my dad will whip out his phone and show neighbors we barely know paintings of naked trans men on their knees and be like ^_^ im so proud of my son!!!