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Copyright 1964 Century Publishing Co. Hollywood,

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'You call the shots, babe I just wanna be yours'

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my boy's job is to be the little spoon and let me grind on him and feel him up until I can't take it any more and I push him onto his stomach so I can jack off over his ass.

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Religion Kink 🤝🏼 Corruption Kink but in a “Angel fell from grace for that sweet, sweet pussy” kind of way

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How pups are made

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Tim Kelly (American, Baltimore, MD, USA) - Untitled, 2022, Paintings: Oil on Panel

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weird that our conversation started with a splash screen indicating that all characters depicted are 18 years of age or older but i don't really have time to worry about that right now

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I believe that Leon knows how to run the shit out of a pool table. Maybe someone taught him how to hustle at some point before the police academy, or maybe he taught himself. I also believe that Leon should get fucked by someone (ideally Chris, Piers, or both of them) on said pool table. For science.

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I’m so normal about them

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not willing to pay up, huh? well, lucky you, shipping'll be free! you'll just have to reassemble your agent yourself.

the fucked up timer uh, uhm.. uh, uhm. recorder broke- IT'S BROKEN, OKAY? SHUT UP

without the filter attempt

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if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

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made for you

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“married to the sea”

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jerking it to things most intellectually foul

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Human priests are all like 'the power of God will protect me' right until I take their cross and lick it to assert dominance. Works every time. They're too shocked to do anything.

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The Invitation ♥️

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