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“not all men”

you’re right, t'challa, king of wakanda and warrior black panther with selfless grace, would never do this

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I’ll just leave this here

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this is my favorite ask ive gotten in the entire 3 years ive been on this website

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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

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my uncle

-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them

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found batman forever on my front lawn

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DO THE THING

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Look at the rolls..

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me, living my life: chaotic stupid

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I actually have so much love for dogs

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why would anyone do this...

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Fennec foxes are the cutest

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list of things she did: 1. that

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Stupah’s Sticker Bundle and Charm Giveaway (ends 6/9/2017- 11:59pm PST)

Hello friends! Thank you so much for following and sharing my work around the web. All the comments in the tags/reblogs have been really sweet. As a big thanks, I will be doing a giveaway on some of my Overwatch Etsy shop Merchandise! Sticker pack includes all my up-to-date stickers: Keychains in this giveaway include DVA, R76, Genyatta and mchanzo!

You’re welcome to apply if you’re outside of US as well!

I do ask that you are over the age of 18 to apply to this contest due to tumblr’s strict regulations on giveaways, or that you have an adult to vouch in for you on this contest! Like or reblog to enter! (like+reblog both count as their own vote, but please only reblog once or you are disqualified!) ( Here’s a link to my shop if in the future you’re interested in my merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/stupahcrafts )

PLEASE leave your inboxes open on the contest end-date so I can send the message via ask! Otherwise if 24 hours have passed and you’re the winner, I will be picking a different winner.

CONTEST ENDS 6/9/2017: must be 18 or older to enter

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Hi everybody!

Starting May 28th, we will be hosting Roadhog Week, a week of fanworks dedicated to our beloved Mako Rutledge from Overwatch! Each day is a different prompt based around our favorite one-man apocalypse. They are as follows:

Day One (May 28th): Favorite Quote

Day Two (May 29th): Favorite Skin

Day Three (May 30th): Favorite Emote

Day Four (May 31st): Maskless Headcanon

Day Five (June 1st): Pachimaris & Pigs

Day Six (June 2nd): Young Mako Headcanon

Day Seven (June 3rd): OTP/BROTP

We will be tracking the #roadhog week tag, so please tag your posts as such so that we can reblog them.

If you would like to learn more about this event, please check our FAQ page! 

If you have any questions/concerns, the ask box is open!

We hope you all have a ton of fun!

~ @latinxjunkrat (Zaíd) & @masterbunne (Vickri)