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by this point my entire stance on being in fanbases is that it feels like i’m trying to live peacefully in a secluded cottage and do my own thing while also witnessing the fall of the roman empire right next door

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i feel like u can tell a lot about a person by where they sat in the classroom, so reblog with where u sat and ur star sign, i’m back of the room by the windows taurus

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im curious abt something. reblog with how old you are and whether or not you like the beatles. i’ll start: im 18 and i honestly cant stand the beatles

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your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

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I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

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lgbt animal crossing fans lets talk cats 

reblog and tag your identity + your favorite cat villager

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H.P. Lovecraft died for Cthulhu to be an anime girl figure

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I feel like there needs to be an author alignment chart

Chaotic Evil is writing on your phone in the dark with no glasses on (me)

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reblog and in the tags put the last concert you went to before quarantine started

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I hate having a ‘‘‘‘‘‘bibliography’’’’’’. is it not enough to write 2500 words of my own totally subjective opinions using only the primary source

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Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let's see how cool is your new name.

Ranci.

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write a gay love story and i’ll assign you a fanfic trope

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in someplaces, time works different. you know when you’re in an airport and youre drinking a vodka soda at 7am? find out which timeless space you are 

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what are things you could confidently info dump about? if I needed a beginner's course on something, what could I go to you about?

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must a story have “plot”

is it not enough that I just, like, care about the characters a whole bunch

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the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

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behold: my controversial ‘which animal crossing villager are you obsessed with’ alignment chart