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"Holy Halloween!" When Gotham City finds herself in some form of trouble from one of the nasty rogues that inhabit its streets she calls upon only two heroes to come save it, Batman and Robin. These caped crusaders make it their mission to keep the citizens of their fair city safe from the likes of the Joker, Riddler, and even the stunning Catwoman. Now you can look just like the Boy Wonder himself when you wear this classic Robin costume based on the hit '60s TV show. You'll be set to "POW", "BANG", and "POP" your way to a truly amazing Halloween in this costume!
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We’re gonna be straight with you - frankly, the whole “happy hippie” commune thing scares the bejizz out of us. No one is that happy and cool and chill all the time without repressing some serious underground rage issues.
Think about it! You know who the scariest teachers were back in school? Not the ones who yelled all the time - it was the ones who would just sit there and stare at you and then talk really quietly about how pissed they were about how you were acting. Those are the people who go postal. When you try to be cool all the time, sooner or later, someone’s gonna come along who harsher your chill, and you’re not letting steam out on the regular? That mountain’s gonna blow!
So all we’re saying is…hey. We get that you wanna, like, be all about peace and love and giving the power back to the people, but you also gotta be you, bro. You gotta express those feelings and air out those hang-ups, or you’re still just gonna be a straight-up stiff in hipper clothes, dig? And yeah, this Men's Sunny Hippie Costume makes you look super cool, but to be that cool on the inside, you gotta find a healthy, natural outlet for all those man-made feelings. Maybe, y'know, chop some wood for your commune, or take up surfing while you’re living in your van by the beach, or even get someone to show you how to weave those cool hemp wall-hangings we keep seeing around. We hear that stuff is really therapeutic! Anyway, we gotta get back that old man's desert ranch we just moved into! Peace, man. PEACE.
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All Aboard!
Phew, sorry for shouting, we haven't quite gotten the hang of working on a train yet. Everything is so noisy and all of the controls are tough to figure out. Hey, your little guy wants to be an engineer, right? Dress him up in this Toddler Train Engineer Costume, and he'll love pretending he's driving his very own locomotive!
Trains are so much fun to watch, but it takes a lot of practice to get really good at driving them. First, your little engineer has gotta go to train school (which we bet is also called “train-ing school”) and learn about every part of these gigantic machines; from the tiniest bolts and switches to the massive steel boilers and wheels. Once they can take a train apart and put it back together blindfolded (okay, we may have made that part up...) your little one can start driving a locomotive and learning all of the rules, just like learning how to drive an enormous, super-loud car. And after they graduate, they get to be official train engineers!
Yikes, when you think about it like that, it sounds like it would take a long time to become a train driver. Luckily, it's much much easier to become the engineer for an imaginary train. For that, your little guy just needs to put on this cool looking set of striped overalls and the matching cap, and they'll be ready for action! We hope they've been practicing their “All Aboard” call, since they'll be the cutest engineer on the rails, and all his friends will want a ride!
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