She/her I post art, memes and whatever comes across my mind.
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
37K notes
·
View notes
Text
if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
109K notes
·
View notes
Text
is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy

115K notes
·
View notes
Text
happy halloween! i think venom would go to a miku concert and have the best time of his life
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
244K notes
·
View notes
Text
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well
210K notes
·
View notes
Text
26K notes
·
View notes