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i feel like i could weld pretty easily.

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

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i need her (prev tags on mobile) back so bad

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your girlfriend got scooped up in the mouth of a kingfisher bird and was carried into the horizon, i didnt try to save her sorry i was busy picking my nose

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Peter Ferguson (Canadian, 1968) - Pastoral (n.d.)

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if heart had burger

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This is so funny. To me.

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Fuck that thing Iguess

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reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

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Oh no! My car battery is missing! I hope someone on my dashboard happens to have a spare!

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"YOU THERE, BOY! Why are you doing that?"

"Why, it's because it's January 7th and Jay Eazy ain't dropped yet, sir!"

"January 7th! Then don't worry, you haven't missed it! Do you know the shawty next door?"

"Why, the one who's cute, and her circle too?"

"A book smart boy! A money smart boy! Makes you more intelligent! Go and get her and tell her to bring a friend! Come back in less than five minutes, and I'll let you slide with your dog like you're Mega Man!"

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all my haters become satyrs when i gallop through the woodland of success

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*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys

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imagine being called "imagine dragons" and having nothing related to dragon

no album art or merchandise with dragons, what a waste of a title

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military