esthrajenkins

[esthrajenkins]

Maybe I was trying to get someone's attention. And maybe I got it [winks jokingly] 

Lunch break sounds so good right about now, to be fair!

  Are you going to learn them any other way? I doubt you find them out in the seas. -raises an eyebrow- Or are you trying to get someone’s attention?

And you decided baring your chest to wash it, or planning to take it as a sign for a lunch break?

[esthrajenkins]

Oh-ho, bringing out the big words now aren't you! [grins] Maybe I just don't feel like following what society... dictates... we should do! 

..Something like that. I got motor oil all over it from sprucing up Genie.

  You could, if wearing a shirt was the deviation from the norm. 

Rough waters?

[esthrajenkins]

[cracks a smile at her joke on her own behalf] See, that's the bonus to driving a boat. None of that complicated mumbo-jumbo you get from driving cars. And no parking inspectors, those guys suck. 

 Well, for one thing, wacky parking habits may lead to in increased need for parallel parking, and let’s be honest, no one would want that. [smirks at him playfully, not sure whether to crack a smile at her own cheesy joke]

[esthrajenkins]

You know.. I have a theory..

One day monkeys are going to take over the world. And it'll be awesome. 

[esthrajenkins]

Yeah, but why can't people just park where they wanna' park? [raises an eyebrow jokingly to show her he's only kidding...kind of]

"Have the parking ticket people been extra strict lately, or something? We’ve been getting way too many complaints about wrongfully issued tickets lately."

"Or maybe people are just trying to get out of paying them. That could be it. Cheapskates."

[esthrajenkins]

I could ask why are you wearing a shirt. Yeah! Beat that! 

"Why are you not wearing a shirt?"

[esthrajenkins]

fake movie meme → Disney’s Aladdin

[esthrajenkins]

Text:Esthra

Ruby: I knew you were going to say something along the lines of that. You're getting predictable, Jenkins.

Ruby: Should I bring drinks?

Esthra: Well that's no good! Better get working on being spont. Spon-something.

Esthra: Is that a question?

[esthrajenkins]

Well.... [puts his hands in his pocket, all flustered] I haven't started yet. [eyes her purse, considering entry routes into pick pocketing from her] 

In the interest of proving that I am in fact an adult,

  Really. *Looks in purse to count eggs* How many have you found then so far?

[esthrajenkins]

Well then, you have got to share. 

I heard they were having a girls night.

I have an idea for a perfect prank. 

[esthrajenkins]

Text:Esthra

Ruby: You flatter me, truly.

Ruby: I might just take you up on that, as long as It's no trouble.

Ruby: And if it is trouble, I might still take you up on it.

Esthra: There's always trouble when I'm around.

[esthrajenkins]

Text:Esthra

Ruby: Eh, I suppose so. I'd hate to blend in, though.

Ruby: Not exactly. I've just been stretched so thin recently with all of the shifts I've been having to take at the Diner, and so I took my day off and I slept.

Ruby: How are you doing?

Esthra: With a face like that I don't think you'd ever blend in!

Esthra: Work sucks! I've been doing good. Chilling out today on Genie if yu want to join.

[esthrajenkins]

Text:Esthra

Ruby: Hey, you.

Ruby: I was planning on being a bit more original with that, but I just woke up.

Esthra; Being original is overrated doll face.

Esthra: Someone's feeling lazy today.

[esthrajenkins]

[grins] I'm a pretty fast worker. Quick on my toes so to speak. It's barely even a challenge. 

In the interest of proving that I am in fact an adult,

  I do as well Esthra, and you’re jumping on the bandwagon a little late. I’ve already found quite a few and the party started a while ago *raises flask*… catch up if you can!

[esthrajenkins]

which anon do you agree with?

the confessions one. 

I know I haven't been on very much, but I have reasons and I love this rp and my characters very much. I don't think it's fair for someone to say they should be taken off me when I've already said I'm on a sort of hiautus plus excuses to the mods. The rp, from what I can see, is still a very active place-- you don't have to be on everyday to keep story lines going. 

[esthrajenkins]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I love Easter Egg Hunts!

In the interest of proving that I am in fact an adult,

I’ve decided to hide fifty plastic Easter eggs filled with candy around the park for anyone who wants to go and look for them.  I was gonna fill them with shots but with my luck a kid would find em and I”d spend my day with the Sheriff.

[esthrajenkins]

“I’m in love with no control.”