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Hog the washers? We'll see about that

So I live in an apartment building that has a shared laundry in the basement. There are 10 washers and 10 dryers. I had a single load of laundry to do before a flight tomorrow morning. So I headed downstairs with my basket.

Two machines are running when I get down there. There’s also a single couple taking up EIGHT washers to sort their laundry.

I asked politely if they could divide one of them up into 1/7ths and put it in with their others so I can use a machine. They decline (apparently they have a system…) and tell me to wait however long it takes for the next person to claim their stuff to get the next machine.

At this point I realize it’s time to get petty.

I wait until they leave and then go hit the pause button on all of their machines. I need to stall. Then I wait for the next washer to free up. I transfer this innocent bystanders ratty old towels immediately, pay for their dryer and leave a note to which dryer it’s in. Then I start my washer, and I hit “run” on my machine. I wait a few more minutes, and then resume all of their washers.

They come back down in the 40mins it takes to run and are mildly confused by why their machines are taking longer than usual. They suspect no foul play. By this point my washer is finishing up, so I grab a laundry cart and empty it out. I then proceed to take my laundry and divide it into 8 different dryers (like 2 shirts and a couple socks per dryer lol) and set them all running, one by one, as they watch in bitter disbelief.

And then I settle down in a chair to watch my $12.50 of petty revenge spin.

Tl;dr person took up all the washers in the laundry room, so I made them watch as I took all the dryers.

EDIT: y'all are real hung up on the towels I put in the dryer, so:

No, the towels did not belong to the jerks. Yes, I moved someone else’s stuff. The towels were sitting, damp, in the washer and I needed to use it. Yes, I could have just waited, but I didn’t. I tossed them in the dryer instead, because if someone took my towels out and left them to get musty, I would be pissed. In any case, I feel like it worked out, because no one ever came to claim them in the time that I was down there, so the owner clearly either forgot or didn’t give a fuck. They got free dry towels out of the deal, and I got petty revenge ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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The Senegalese Basketball team🏀❤ @afrogirlfitness

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i would rather feel hungry than feel fat.

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Anorexia

I’d rather be skinny and sad than fat and sad.

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Reblog if you're trying to lose +10 pounds this month

July 1st. NEW MONTH GUYS.

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Name a more iconic duo than my unhealthily extreme love of food and my unhealthily extreme love of being skinny….I’ll wait

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Things I can't stop thinking about

Calories

Burning calories

Exercise

Gaining weight

What should I eat

What shouldn’t I eat

How thin I look

How fat I look

My weight

Should I skip that snack

How I wish I could lose weight

How I hate my body

How other people would react if they knew what I was thinking

ALL DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY

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my 2017 perfect challenge

Reblog this to commit yourself (don’t be a pathetic fatass)

Every day: 

Wake up at 7am. Even if you don’t want to. You’re perfectly capable of dragging your lazy body up.

Drink 10 glasses of water.

Eat less - no emotional eating/cravings. 

Jog for 30 minutes. EVEN IF YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE IT.

Do the 7 minute workout challenge (app). 

When you feel numb or depressed, listen to music or exercise (always works).

Do everything on your to do list. NO EXCUSES,

Sit up straight - don’t slouch, it’s ugly. Make an effort.

Get up every hour (no matter what) to stretch and do 20 squats.

Eat gum/drink 2 cups of water if you want to eat.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into eating.

Put 100 % focus into studying. Don’t fucking procrastinate or you’ll never be the best. If you can’t, use the Focus app.

Do not be rude/show that you’re depressed when with friends.

Don’t give in to negative, heavy thoughts. Act happy all the time. 

Fake confidence/happiness until you become truly that.

Make an effort with your appearance for once.

Have a nicer, sweeter voice and laugh. 

Make EVERYONE I meet feel loved and special.

Don’t be influenced by negative people who want to see you fail.

Go to sleep at 12 at the latest. (11:30 is ideal)

After 30 days you will be skinny, feel amazing and become the perfect girl.

Don’t give up or you’ll be a fat ugly loser forever.

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The struggle to get out of bed is real

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I missed my mom and she messaged as I was thinking about her....to remind me to send her money when i get paid this week. I wish Jamaicans would stop treating relatives abroad like they're only free atms. I'm mot even out of college bruh.

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Sometimes I have 1st world problems like wondering if my crush notices me or if my bf is steady. Then my family calls and I'm reminded the 'luxury ' I'm afforded compared to them and I'm guilty and burdened at the same time.