Adam, 19, London/Sussex. Blogger of comedy & TV. Long-time sufferer, short-time dieter. Baker, pill-taker and booty shaker. Larger than life (assuming that life is the average sized man of my age.)
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Best of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2: Gina Linetti
What am I always telling you guys? I’m royalty.
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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*
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friend: how are you!! me: I’ve wanted to jump off a roof for three days in a row & my self control is wearing thin
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