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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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oh my god finally I found it, the original audio

years I have spent convinced the other video wasn't the original source with absolutely no evidence and now I am vindicated

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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fuck it, you’re all fox girls now. get fox’d

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this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

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scared of the world

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Something people don’t bring up about nefarious goons and villainous heathens enough is that they’re always there for you. At your heights and lowest points, they’re always scheming for your miserable end and looking a little cute while doing it

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well i just dont think its the same people saying both of those things

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i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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✨It says Faggot. that’s me!✨

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You need to be licking that girls underboob sweat like its the only water in the desert

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Someone is getting a tarot reading and the first card is Death

The person doing the reading explains that death is usually a metaphor, and refers to a large change

The second card is The Tower

They explain that the tower often refers to tragedy when asked if that means death they say it can but doesn't always

The third card is Someone Is Actually For Real Going To Die