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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
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May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you
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@ porn blogs who keep following me
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Never enough attention on this.
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Remember
when you wanted what you currently have.
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amazing content from phillip henry
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RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
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people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven
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in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch
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We’re literally all gonna die
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Someone finally fuckin said it
Caffeine is a very socially accepted drug habit.
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