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Just two artists hanging out. What are they going to draw?

bonus:

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we do a little tomfoolery

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actually the show is called "House" because they break into every patient's house

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Madeline hatter

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No mourners, no funerals.

And here are all the pieces together! Drawing these and sharing them with everyone has been such a delight *insert crow emoji*

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Hey so anyway i would die for black paladin Allura

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🩸💀🪦Corpse witch🪦💀🩸

Redraw of this

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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

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madohomu 🎀

doomed yuri pt. 2

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No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

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Cannot stress how funny this is to me

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“A gambler, a convict, a wayward son, a lost Grisha, a Suli girl who had become a killer, a boy from the Barrel who had become something worse.” 

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TAKEDOWN DOWN DOWN

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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flop era again

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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

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Excuse me ma’am may I please have more varigo kid

👀 ask and you shall receive….

admittedly alina and ryder are the more developed of the three😭 but em has my favorite design!!! so i still give her a lot of special treatment

here they are as a teenager (ft. ryder being the annoying older cousin he is)

also, she’s kind of a shit