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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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Color has been disappearing from the world.
A new research group used machine learning to track color changes in common materials and items, below is their findings for all color changes over time, they used 7000+ items from the 1800s to now to determine color changes in the most common items.
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Below are the colors of cars by year, notice how the majority of cars are grey, white, or black compared to twenty years ago.
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These aren't data points, but they are comparisons between the 'modern' homes of the 70s and 80s compared to the modern homes of today.
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Carpets have equally had the same treatment of grey added to them! The most common color of carpet is now grey or beige.
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Even locations that used to scream with color for decades have now modernized to becoming boring minimalist (and I love minimalism) personality-less locations.
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The world is becoming colorless, why?
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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all my werewolves are getting this quirk. karl barks if you will
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in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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for someone who’s supposedly hyperactive i sure am one tired fuck
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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I just have fire resistance
counter spells are for bitches. take a fireball to the face or get out of the kitchen
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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Following horny people and opening tumblr in public is the path to true strength. Scrolling quickly through porn trains your [Warrior’s Reflexes], and calmly moving past it trains your [Warrior’s Resolve].
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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Ice King when starting a club
There’s all this love for powerful wizards but where’s the support for wizards that are so utterly powerless once they’re out of mana/spell slots? Where’s the support for wizards that cower? Wizards that quiver in fear? Wizards that hide in the corner?
When will y’all appreciate the loser wizards the same way y’all love the winner wizards?
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?
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can a black hole destroy the earth?
no, you idiot.
black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.
and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.
and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.
you fool.
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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My chariot pulled by a thousand little moths power by the immense power of ten thousand tiny cups of tea
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything
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Local Warlock @localwarlockunion activated a trap!
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Local Warlock's old nemesis caught wind that she was competing in the arena and bribed Mad Madds to put a bounty on her head.
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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Cursed with terminal sleepy lad syndrome 😔
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ethics-wizard · 10 months
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Once my boyfriend told me: "You're not a burden. A burden is something you're forced to carry against your will. I freely choose to be a part of your life and that means you aren't a burden to me." I'm passing it on in case some of you need to be reminded of that.
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