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His father was an entertainer, a famous singer. There was no fighting skills that would have trickled down from there- only dedication and a strong will to succeed. If anything Ethirdil would have to rely on his mother’s skills with animals. Training them and making them succumb to her will to turn them from wild animals into sweet pets that would be perfect for toddlers to play with. Ethirdil wished right now that he had some sort of warrior parent. Someone who would have taught him how to do things like fight. All he knew was how to hurl insults at someone else.

Mr. Microwave was currently facing off with the mushroom monster that they had encountered and Ethir stared at the behemoth of a thing. He would have to skip the mushroom soup in the upcoming weeks for sure. He knew he had to do something else and he put his hand on Baekhyun’s shoulder- wanting to ask if the other was sure about this.

That’s when he heard August again and all thoughts leave his head as he turns on his heels and focuses on the door behind the monster and nods. Running and dashing away from the thing- it slashes at him but Baekhyun manages to get the thing’s attention back to him so that Ethirdil can run towards the sounds.

There it was- he saw the open door and there was a creature like the mushroom creature standing over August and he gulped. Ethirdil paused for a moment as he felt all his courage melt away. He was not a knight, not a hero, he was not some sort of creature of power and bravery. He was a cunty elf who was good at dressing himself and bad at reading. Or math, he fucking hated math the most and he couldn’t even calculate the tips on dishes so he always overtipped just to make sure.

But damn it- he was lucky and he had powers. Looking around he spotted a large metal bar. The light just hit it right so he grabbed it from the ground and then nodded, trusting luck would be on his side as he yelled and stepped into the room. There were more than the one creature. He gulped as he looked at the group and then took a swing at the creature holding August down and, luckily, it hit it straight in the eye. Giving Ethirdil the chance to pull up August and hold him against him as he managed an illusion of a group of twenty elves that ran into the room- scaring off the creatures as Ethirdil walked back with August and whispering soft spells as he tried to keep the illusion spell alive.

This was a lot different from the spells he usually did to make sex better- or worse depending on his mood.

“Baekhyun!” he called out as he pulled August with him and held onto the fairy with one arm, tightly. He couldn’t look at the other’s wounds. His stomach turned and he felt sick. Though he whispered soft I got you, we will get out of here together okay?

Returning to the room where he last saw Baekhyun he did not know what to expect.

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A snowy escape { Baek,August,Ethir }

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a jimin a day while he is away

-day 20

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Oh, he would have been let in sooner but also a lot less lovely- and in the end this was the better outcome; truly. His eyes were still heavy from sleep and he nodded- discretion was key right now as he let the other in and closed the door behind them. Hoping no spirits would spill the beans about his early morning visitor. “More like, Oh jungkook I needed someone to entertain me!” he shot back but he smirked; the other was right of course. He had missed the man. In a way it felt like they had known each other for a long time while they had not.

Funny how that went.

“I saw your face in the magazines.” he added as the elf sat down and filed his nails more, making sure all the edges were smooth and soft. So it wouldn’t scratch or get stuck behind something else. He held up one of the hands were a, very magical, ring was. An engagement ring and Ethirdil smiled wryly at it.

“Got engaged.” he murmured and looked up at the other man, expecting some sort of reaction but not entirely sure what kind. While it felt natural and easy with Jungkook there was also the lack of previous events for Ethir to base his expectations on for his reaction. “Arranged, and to a man I consider a close friend…” he paused for a moment as his brows furrowed. “It’s a whole thing now.” He shot the other a look like this is what happens when you leave, you bitch.

All I want for Christmas ~ Junkook and Ethirdil

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He sat properly at the swat with a whine and sigh but a small smile tugged on his ever-plump lips as he looked over the scrolls again and his brows furrowed at a particularly difficult to read name. The letters seemed to dance over the page and he had to read it a few times to get it right- distracted for a moment by his battle with the letters he then looked back up at August who informed him all the people on the list were important.

Sure they were.

“I think we should invite some people of our own.” Ethirdil stated and grabbed the pen and wrote down some names Aster, Mujin, Arthur, Louis, Belle-Lilith, Joohyun, Sanori, Baekhyun, Hemlock…

He looked over to August “Who do you want to invite?” the elf asked with a small smile “There is that one skinny guy you hang out with, what’s their name?” Ethirdil was terrible with names- “Oh, that would be fun. We should pick a song and please nothing of his discography I would simply pass away from embarrassment what do you like? For the playlist we should add some scandalous songs.” he grinned “Dad would be in for it, we can’t tell mom though.” he chuckled as he nudged the other. “We should both pick some songs.” Saying the last parts in a whisper so the wedding planner wouldn’t hear it.

Right, the seating- Ethir made a face at the sketches. It looked like Maths. Then he noticed the little silent interaction between August and the wedding planner who was hired by August’ side of the family and he cleared his throat “I think that is a very smart idea, round tables only make it so that people bump into each other, an octagon is such a smart idea.” He beamed at the wedding planner and tilted his head slightly as he licked his lips and bit the lower one a little. Taking August’ hand and squeezing it. “You’re so smart.” he cooed at August and the wedding planner sighed and scribbled down ‘octagon tables’.

“Cunt.” Ethirdil whispered as soon as the wedding planner walked out to go make some calls. He didn’t like the woman one bit and his bubble and flirty mask fell off the moment the woman was out of ear-and eyesight.

“What is your favourite animal?” The elf asked the other then and looked at August. “My parents will want to have animals at the ceremony and they will want to gift us some animals too.” he added with a small smile “Most will live at my home in our private zoo but if you want a puppy or a cat or a snake.” The little whisp that always somewhere around Ethirdil but usually was invisible showed up for a moment before Ethir waved it away- it disappeared again. “Or a whisp but I strongly advise against that, they’re annoying.”

The elf leaned forward as his eyes sparkled “Do you want an elephant at our wedding? We can arrive on beautiful white elephants.” He smirked deviously “I bet the wedding planner doesn’t expect us to do that.”

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The room was large and fancy- Ethirdil wasn’t intimidated since his family was rich as well but it was cold here. He shivered involuntarily as he sat at the fancy chair and looked at the long list of names, some written in different kinds of letters than he was used to- the fae did not all use the same alphabet and that was sometimes difficult to read. He wasn’t much of a reader anyway and he just scanned over the names that August’ side of the family wanted to invite and then there was a second  scroll with all the names his family wanted to invite. Mostly important partners of important families but there was family there too and some family friends.

“August- there you are.” Ethir sat with one leg on the chair next to him as he wiggled his fingers at his fiance that just entered the room again. “Why is there an entire family on your family’s list- I don’t know who these Dorceran people are, are they important in the fairy world?” he asked as he stared at the names as if they made his head hurt. “There’s like 6 of them on here. How many people do we even invite, this has to be like 600.” he gestured at all the scrolls on the table.

Later today they were going to do cake testing and of course pick out flowers with some of August’ family- and then tomorrow suit fitting with his family. They were going to his father’s suit place since that was where all the stars went (since his dad was a famous singer and all that).

That reminded Ethirdil. “Dad wants to sing at the wedding by the way, I asked him not to, but he insists and now he wants to invite some of his fanclub too. Like only the two or three top fans who always visit all his gigs, so they can take some pictures for their fansites of my dad.” Ethir explained. His father looked like he was about Ethir’s age- stopped aging young and was a real heartthrob.

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The other basically crawled on top of him like a dog that believed they were a puppy and didn’t fit but Ethir did not complain. Instead he looked at the other sternly. He wanted Yeosang to understand what he was saying. He sighed- the other was stuck in his fairytale like romance novel and there was no use trying to talk him out of it.

“I am glad you are finding your own empowerment.” he said and that was the truth but he believed Yeosang was going to get hurt. There was no perfect love and there were no good and happy endings for people. In the end everyone ended up in pain and it was just a matter of when and not if when you dabbled in the most dangerous drug of them all: love. He patted the other’s head before circling arms comfortably around Yeosang’s waist.

“Hm, many things happened.” he said vaguely as he looked at the wall instead of his friend. “but thats all in the past and I will no longer make the mistake of loving someone like that. This,” he squeezed the other “it is more important, friendship trumps romantic love. Erotica is a far more sensible husband than any person could ever be. I prefer lust over love and really it suits me just well. I hope you get your love, Yeosang, I just stopped believing in it for myself a long time ago.”

The face of his ex-lover flashed through his minds’ eye and he shuddered, making a face remembering that twat.

The stare that the elf gave the other was long and judgemental. “Yeosang I am sure that if I grab scissors I can cut off your penis too but that is like- super weird things right? It won’t just happen and before your penis will fall off a lot of other things will have to happen I am pretty sure.” he wheezed at the idea and had a small flashback to his trip to the morgue with Irene to steal a penis.

Not his favourite memory he ever had…

Ethirdil honestly meant well, he did not mean to nag too much but Yeosang did make him want to yell at times. The other was innocent in a way that made him insane. He just looked at the other as he was going on- He did not think sex was a vulnerability. “It’s empowering- to me at least.” he muttered as he really thought the other would be disappointed with whatever experience they would have the first time.

The hug was sudden but not unwanted. “Yeah, I am. I am also worried you’re gonna make this virginity thing so big that it can only become a disappointment when you do get to have sex with someone. It’s not worth it, no one is worth that much.” he pulled back a little “You are worth it, but other’s aren’t. No one is worth so much that you put them and the first time on a pedestal. It will be mediocre and it will hurt and you will be in love probably but you will also think was that everything because you’re making it so big.”

Ethirdil’s eyes softened for a moment and his voice became uncharacteristically sad. “Love is vulnerability and it will fuck you over, it will rip you apart and it will destroy you from the inside out. Sex is empowering, it can be, you take control of your own destiny.”

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The ability of Baekhyun to joke even in the most serious of situations makes Ethirdil a bit uncomfortable and he makes a face at the other. He feels a bit warmer though and that’s odd- he gives Baek a suspicious look. What was the other again? He forgot- or well, he was never really listening if he is completely honest about it.

“I mean, it wasn’t really important-” He starts, startled at the other’s high-energy and he daydreams about shoving Baekhyun into a locker but pushes the thought away- they’re friends or something like that anyway. Well, that was a thought for a different moment.

“I did.” Ethir says as he looks at the hatch and frowns at it, it is very lucky he found it but then again he is lucky and he side-eyes Baekhyun. The other’s presence must be good for something too.  The handholding makes him pause and he realizes the other is warm to touch- even in the snow. “Are you a microwave?” he asks, question genuine and he is not being mean but it is the forst warm thing that comes to mind.

Down the hatch they went, Baekhyun first and that was just fine with the elf who was too pretty to die. “Baekhyun, wait-” he hissed as he stands at the bottom of the ladder and looks around a bit scared and careful to not make too many sounds.

“Why are you…” and winces at the loud sound- oh something must have heard that. As soon as the other slams the door closed his elfears pick up a sound in the distance and they twitch a bit as he looks into the dark corridor before grabbing Baekhyun and pulling open the door on the left and shushed him as footsteps come closer and the elf winces. This was a horror movie and they needed to find August.

The room they ended up in was small and dimly lit but there was a large chair like at the dentist in the middle of it- bloody smears made Ethir feel nauseous as he approached the chair and looked at it more. Vials on the walls were filled with mysterious plants (probably the mushrooms from the other room). Outside a loud yell sounds and Ethirdil quickly hides in one of the cabinets and pulls Baekhyun along, there in the small cabinet they can see a figure walk through the crack of the door and Ethir holds his breath.

That is until he hears a familiar voice yell in the distance-

his August.

“AUGUST?” he yelled, bursting out of the cabinet as his mirror-like eyes were large and panicked.

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Ethirdil was not scared of people easily. But he did have a healthy respect for Suga who always seemed like he hated the world- and really Ethir thought that Suga just hated being alive sometimes. That said- before Suga had found his lover him and Ethir had been in a few nice beds around town so he knew the boogey was not only grumps. Though… The boogey seemed even more grumpy about Joohyun being here.

“What do you mean what am I doing here, I work here.” Suga pointed out to the girl as he stared at both of them and narrowed his eyes in suspicion at the lie the girl told and Ethir cringed a bit.

The elf wanted to say something too but he could not get a single word in between what Joohyun was saying and she just kept going- making Ethir blink as he was suddenly pulled away and then to the door to exit, indeed his wayfinding powers had them guided almost outside which was a good thing but…

“You were really good in there” he said as the cool air hit their faces and he inhaled. How lucky that Joohyun was good at that, the rambling. He let out a wheeze at that. What a skill to have- he wondered about it and knew he could ramble but damn, she could ramble. “And people say you’re not smart,” he teased as he nudged her “Are you, uh, over the whole dead penis thing now though?” He asked, hopefully.

Ethirdil winced at the description of a decaying penis and while he was all about the phallus in many states and from many people he was definitely NOT into the decompositioning kind. The mere thought made him wince and the other just kept going- he realised that Joohyun really did not have much going on in that pretty head of hers.

Damn, he should introduce her to his parents. Maybe they would give him a less hard time about having a room-temperature IQ. “I think we need to buy you a very realistic vibrator, you know they have them that can ejaculate-” he had been explaining that to her before they were running.

Oh shit he knew it was Suga, he just KNEW but the other knew where to go-… or that was what he thought and then they were DEEPER into the building. He cursed in Elvish before he concentrated for a moment and nodded- his wayfinding powers kicking in before he took her hand again and took off in the other direction, hearing sounds from there and then cursing again before he turned around and then. BAM.

He ran straight into a very angry-looking Suga.

“Ah, shit- I mean, uh, hi Suga. Hello handsome.” he stammered.

Ethirdil…. Joohyun- The boogey grimaced at the doll What are you guys doing here…. in the funeral home?

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The music of the night was playing in his head as he held the other in his arms and thought about everything that had happened that day. He sighed as he listened to the other and tried to think of more things to say- more things to distract his August with. It was hard to think right now with the drugs and alcohol in his system.

“Hmm, right, well it might be nice to go anyway- I’ll bring you some time.” on a date he had wanted to say but remained silent, not wanting to upset the other again now that he was finally calm. “I do think they have a big selection you can eat.” he murmured against August’ hair as he combed through it.

Ethirdil was not afraid of change- he embraced it and maybe that was part of the reason why he didn’t worry so much about this all. He knew everything would be okay- he was arranged to marry to one of his best friends. Who would complain about that. It wasn’t like he was in love with anyone or would allow himself to fall in love ever again. So this was fine, August would just need to learn to see it that way.

The kiss was surprising but not unwanted and he returned it in a soft way, smiling into it. He did not know what was to come and what August would end up expecting from him, too. “Definitely, asked how you were and everything.” Ethir promised August, dressing up the comments of the tall merman a little more for August’ pleasure. Ethir loved telling stories, they were not always a 100 percent true- but he loved telling them anyway. His stories always were beautifully told and much like fishermen boasted about the fish they caught (always a few inches bigger than reality) Ethir did the same. It was never really a lie, an addition to the truth. Truth+ so to say.

One hand let go of August as Ethir pulled out his phone and put on a song as he returned to holding the man in silent loving.

Feast of a lifetime ~ august & ethirdil

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Valentines delivery! 1 light blue cherry blossom, 1 green cherry blossom, 1 white lily from sender 1, 1 light blue cherry blossom, 1 white lily, 1 yellow rose from sender 2

"Ah, let's see. From sender one, such sweet things.... Very kind I have some ideas who it could be from.... and then we have sender 2. Friendship, faith and joy? Surely this is from another one of my friends, how sweet. I am glad I also asked for a lot of flowers to be delivered- Why can't it be Valentine every month?"

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Valentines delivery: Red, Orange and Light Blue Blossom

"Ah, these flowers. How cute- no this has to be from Daddy Aster! @asterjung-ia has to be the one who send me these, I knew he loved me. I knew he desired me. Ah! How sad for him he has to go all this time without me..."

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Valentines delivery! 1 purple cherry blossom

"Damn, who is so pressed that they would send me a cherry blossom? Well, I feel like Miss swift with these haters!"

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five light blue blossoms for you!

"True friendship, huh?" Ethirdil chuckled as he touches the blossoms and adds them to the vase. "I wonder who... Maybe Louis...."

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Here in the silence of the room it was easier to talk and show some compassion for the other even if Ethir did not think the other had to be so dramatic about it all. He knew the other had demanding parents but this was a lot. Still- he wanted his friend to be okay and August was not okay at all right now.

“You won’t fail your family, your family failed you.” he whispered back as he held the other and shook his head slightly as the other spoke and he wanted the other to know that he really did not think August was a failure. That the way August thought was because of everything his family asked of him- how unrealistic they were and how it wasn’t fair to ask this all from the fairy. Ethirdil did not say all that thought- while he was as dumb as a stack of bricks when it came to book knowledge he was good with people and right now he just gave a nod and sighed as he pulled away from August and took off his own shoes and socks and then helped August with his own before he crawled into the bed and pulled the other with him.

Wrapping his arms around the other as he pulled a sheet over them- it wasn’t cold but perhaps it would help the other feel safe.

“Remember that one party where we went to the fairy club in that one light realm, it was after that concert. I just broke up with my boyfriend after that sextape was leaked- do you remember?” he spoke, just talking to distract the other. “I was so fucking sad because of that fucking loser and then we went to the club and we danced all night. Remember that really tall merman we met who asked us both to sleep with him? I met him again the other day, he works as a chef in a sushi place in the Down!” he told the other as he chuckled against the other’s cheek. “He asked about you, he remembered you too. We should visit there soon, see him. Good sushi too, do you like sushi?” he asked as his hand kept running through the other’s hair.

Feast of a lifetime ~ august & ethirdil

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"Hello! Here are your flowers: From sender 1 a pink rose, a light blue blossom and pink blossom. From sender 2: white roses!"

"Flowers? For me! Of course- Well, let's see.... Sender 1 sends me admiration, heh. And friendship and royalty!! Someone knows me well. I know... ah! Oh and sender 2? White roses?" Ethirdil gets a little silent as he touches the petals of the white roses and hums lightly. "Well, there is little honour to my name, but thats sweet I guess." he has a feeling he knows who those are from."