@squidcandy's mcytblr || adult || etho, tango, joel, gem, & joe hills enjoyer || whatever the trio name for gem, etho, and joel is. thats my favorite. ||
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Scar: I don't know WHAT'S going on between you and Tango.
Etho: I'm not arguing anymore, you know! Tango can do what he wants with this game, I just have recommendations, and hee-
Tango: Etho's just like 'He can choose to be wrong, it's okay, it's okay!'
Etho: That's right, that's right.
Tango: Yeah, yeah.
Etho: I'm right in this marriage! I mean-
Tango: Yeah.
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Squad isn’t ready for that hero ay brainrot (Mostly BAM Villains + extra boat boys concepts)
Oh also slight warning for weapon! (Gun)
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Finding out Etho is a good builder as someone who mainly became aware of the guy through the Life Series is so bizarre to me. Generally the strong builders show that off in at least one of their bases over the series, but Etho's singular creations include the wool fort, the snow castle, the gravel shack, and a solid copper tower. Outside of maybe the tower because I've never been able to build a circle in Minecraft, I could have built any of those (in form, not necessarily with the same blocks) and everything I know about building in Minecraft I learned from looking at villager houses and one Grian tutorial I watched in like 2018.
Then I get into the fandom and I see stuff he's built on Hermitcraft or in his survival world and my first response is "you're telling me that's the same guy?"
Apparently he just logs onto the life series and decides he does not care what his base looks like and it's so funny honestly. I know the snow and soul sand at least had strategic justifications, as did the lava walls on his 3L base, but everything else just makes me go ???
#etho is a rare ‘interior guy’#he likes living in caves because he doesn’t have to do the exterior but he’ll obssess over the interior of his builds
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*Shoots the "cartoon furry" beam at your hermits* teehee
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today's mini fella is etho struggling to make a cookie in Hungry Hermits! 🍪🔥
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the heartbreaking thing about etho in the life series is that he just cant or wont pvp. smart traps and tricks can only get you so far
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alternativelyyy a comet
If we're still deciding on celestial bodies for joel might i suggest mercury... The extreme temperatures and speedy orbit perfectly encapsulate how capricious his temperament was
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today is the best day of my life. also this took a really long time (2 months) so pls like and reblog if u think its kinda cool as i need validation lol
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The family so absolutely whipped for Etho this episode btw. He faced no consequences from them whatsoever. They talk a bunch about how they should kill him, but they never try. They take their weapons out of their hands when they go to hit him. He trapped their base, killed Gem, tried to do it again, and tried to kill Joel with the Gs and the most they did was like slap him with a piece of steak
#lIKE ITSNTISKCHF#their evil wet dog#gem is going to draw out her disappointment until the next season but forgive him anyways because Look At Him
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If we're still deciding on celestial bodies for joel might i suggest mercury... The extreme temperatures and speedy orbit perfectly encapsulate how capricious his temperament was
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from tango's new hc episode!!! it was sm fun to watch EHEHEHE
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People including Grian in the family but not Etho is really funny because objectively, he's been a consistent ally of the team since episode 2, flubbed an easy kill against Gem on purpose, shows up to team meetings, assists with their traps, and shares resources, but We Still Don't Trust Him
#ethoslab#wild life smp#grian#geminitay#smallishbeans#even when he said it on tango's stream. of course he wouldnt admit it to Tango that would effectively be a betrayal to the tough guys#the main reason i dont believe him is because he Knows how to use a mace on a static target#he trained for xisuma's mace race game#he totally could've killed gem#he was even using the non-super mace that did traditional amounts of damage#so i dont believe him when he says he messed up for real
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