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All Kens are trans guys who couldn’t afford their nipples back
#just learned you don’t get your nipples back during top surgery if you can’t afford that part#WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PUT YOUR NIPPLES BACK ON IS THAT JUST A CHOICE?! NIPPLE OR NO NIPPLE?!
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Of all of the substances this body has ingested, taking a SIP of Monster at 7:26 AM at 26 will have you tasting swear words you didn’t ever imagine inventing
I have not slept all night. I have a phone call appointment relating to something about my work
Fuck it. Monster energy and two joints to start the day LET’S FUCKING GO LET’S GET THE DAY STARTED
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I have not slept all night. I have a phone call appointment relating to something about my work
Fuck it. Monster energy and two joints to start the day LET’S FUCKING GO LET’S GET THE DAY STARTED
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why does he look like that I love him sm
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i'm a winged insect you're a funeral pyre
#sleep token#*biting through the walls of my enclosure*#*bites the bars*#*bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*#SO GORGEOUS
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Guinevere van Seenus by Craig McDean for Jil Sander S/S 1996
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If anyone’s ever wondered what it’s like to have cleavage, it’s sticky
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Frank being Frank I guess 🥀
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"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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some days you cannot help but pity some people
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WE GOT TO CLOSE EARLY TODAY BECAUSE THERE WAS A GAS LEAK THAT MADE US ALL REALLY SICK WOOOOOO!!!! I THREW UP THREE TIMES AND HAVE A HEADACHE BUT WE GOT TO CLOSE EARLY
#tbf we’ve most likely ruled out that it’s a gas leak. it’s possibly something leaking though#we’ve called someone out and logged it but ALL of the staff and some security could smell something
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Free uterus to anyone that wants a wet specimen
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