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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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Despite my whorish posts, I’m pretty shy.

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someone contact song mo right now

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cold emailing people is so humiliating i'm out here like hi i am a random undergraduate and i have questions about your research. please don't hate me but if you do it's okay and i get it. anyway.

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Its a feeling at first and then u chose it and it suddenly becomes your whole life

Wait I'm confused, love is a feeling? Or love is a choice?

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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Lemme just send this on the gc

exam se pehle din ☝🏻

exam dene ke baad ☝🏻

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A foggy day at the local forest by 90377 Instagram | Etsy Shop

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it's no longer a "how on earth did Song Mo become like that in the past timeline?" but more like a "damn, this man is one hair away from losing it and I'd support him"

You know, it just doesn't help that Yunrui has such puppy eyes that you want to buy anything he sells—treason included, lol.

It's no longer a mystery why he went bananas (and yes, I know there's a LOT more to come). And I'm glad Dou Zhao was there to see it all happen. She knows this guy became obsessed with clearing his uncle's name and she knows the lengths he reached. If I was her I'd be like "well, pack it up, this timeline is fucked up too! I give up! Song Mo, please, start your treason."

It'd be easier to just go over to the dark side lol