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came out to two of my college friends tonight!!
i feel so fucking relieved, had been bidding my time for 2 years
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writing tip:
if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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really strange how you can be almost at peace with something that happened to you but it will continue to be a defining moment of your life for the rest of your life. you wont think about it much anymore but in a conversation about a film someone will mention the year it was released and you’ll think to yourself, “that was before it happened” and you’ll see an old photo and think how strange it is to have existed before it happened and somehow it’s like living a life in two acts
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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me
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if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking
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I bless every trans man to get a binder. I hope your titties are hidden forever
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does ANYONE have the post where it’s like “You know you’re having a good phone call when you start walking around the room” and there’s like 4 pics of a guy standing on a washing machine and sitting upside down you know what I’m talking about
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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
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no commentary. just raw dogging this meme. 500+ comments in an hour. they dgaf
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You see me at a party, I'm smoking a cigarette. With shock, you notice that I'm taking bites out of it. You move closer and realize the cigarette is actually a raw green bean.
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