euph0rria
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euph0rria · 24 days ago
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Commission prices:
1000 word story- $100
Every full page after- +$50
Rules:
What I will write:
Nsfw
Gore
Original fic
Any setting
Any plot
Fanfic*
X Readers
What I won’t write:
Very little! However, I reserve the right to deny a request I am uncomfortable with.
*I will write fanfic, but I have never written fanfic before/I may not have experienced the media you’d have me write for.
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euph0rria · 24 days ago
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Heeey mutuals… i just made a sideblog <3 comms are open
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euph0rria · 2 months ago
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euph0rria · 2 months ago
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thanks drunk me i really appreciate this
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euph0rria · 2 months ago
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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.
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euph0rria · 2 months ago
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euph0rria · 2 months ago
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Bonus to my recent posts
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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grandpa pussy attack
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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One fallacy, I think, of anti piracy arguments is that a lot of them seem to assume that if I'm unable to pirate something I'm going to pay for it instead rather than going "oh! that's a terrible shame" and then quickly forgetting about it
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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euph0rria · 3 months ago
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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
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i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
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