23( ´∀`) dni; if you're not whimsical and fun or if ur a minor. I am not tryna catch a case...
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“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you
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"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
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in 2020
it’s going to be 420
for a whole month
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I just had the most John Price-coded interaction ever
Im a cart girl at a golf course and I just pulled up to a group smoking cigars, and as we’re chatting (I’m trying to get tips, okay?) one guy(mid 40’s muscular) saw me looking at his cigar and asked if I smoked, I said no and he asked if I wanted to try, I agreed so he held it for me as I took a puff and chucked as I coughed, then told me I was “too sweet for smoke anyways” and bought a round of drinks.
His friends just kinda looked at him shocked
Anyway John price x cart girl!reader when?
Soon, maybe.
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Bear shifter Nikolai desperate to mate bear shifter Price and trying everything in his extensive repertoire to woo him, including gifting him with the biggest king salmon he can find while they're on op in Canada. He caught it with his own two paws while two native bears watched in confusion.
"What am I meant t' do with this, Nik?"
"Gut it, cook it, perhaps sautée some potatoes, be mine."
"Whot?"
"What?"
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i love characters who are like oysters emotionally
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