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being a Heide knight is a pretty good job actually. most of the time I’m just chilling and listening to the ocean (or wearing headphones under my helmet and listening to music). it’s mostly just lots of sitting around looking brooding and occasionally using that weird hunched-over pose that leads into a sweeping attack that one-shots less experienced players. I’ve honestly had way worse experiences at work.

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Reblog if you love DS2 because you are one of the best people irl and super loyal and able to see beauty in imperfections but are also a contrarian who is “cool” and “totes jacked off” for liking the black sheep of the Dark Souls family while having no actual personality outside of these traits

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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ewwwww this fuckinnnnn guyyyyyy

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deltarune is great you guys

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bow to the audience

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whatever go my. deltarunes

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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them

people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son

me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck

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ive been thinking about devilman again

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need him doing something terrible and violent and feeling sick with himself after

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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captcha

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please hold the leash for him

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yep thanks for checking in i'm still obsessed with this piece of garbage

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valentine

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Hereditary fromsoft twink hands

more of them </3