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I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

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june will be soft and sweet

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if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

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shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

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ok we are creating the Shakespeare Name Gang officially. if your name appears in any of the bard's works (any language valid), congratulations you're in.

i'm the vice chairman of the group, because the chairman will forever be that one guy who was working at a royal caribbean cruise who went "we're shakespeare buddies!" after seeing my name, and when i looked at his nametag his name was HAMLET. what an icon.

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

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i completely understand & agree with the backlash against students using chatgpt to get degrees but some of you are out here saying "getting a degree in xyz means pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters and writing essays through debilitating migraines and having severe back pain from constantly studying at your desk and chugging energy drinks until you get a kidney stone and waking up wishing you were dead every day, and that's just part of the natural process of learning!!!" and like. umm. i don't think that any of us should have had to endure that either. like maybe the solution for stopping students from using anti-learning software depends on college institutions making the process of learning actually sustainable on the human body & mind rather than a grueling health-destroying soul-crushing endeavor

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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Do you like found family? Queer romance? Enemies to lovers and an epic space opera setting with fantasy elements?

well I didn't write that. You are fucked out of luck.

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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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Broadway Station

Boston, Massachusetts -- 3/9/13

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one jonathan sims please!

order up!

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Only train I’m allowed on

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Franz Kafka, 1912

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mutuals please do this to me