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The 12 episode series "My Wife Has no Emotion" starts out just a quirky "guy marries his ambiguously-sapient robot" but by the end of it his own family is roasting him on Asimovian moral quandaries.

imagine bringing your extravagant food processor (what this robot is actually designed to be) home to your mom and she's completely accepting that she raised an incel technophile BUT she has serious philosophical concerns regarding theoretical degrees of personhood in a rapidly evolving technological landscape

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i sent u my circuits plz respond

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A collection

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THE GREATEST OF ALL PEAK LITERATURE?!

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AI_COMM/708i:ASSETS/INFO//GENERAL

AAAP0LOGIES FOR OCCASIONAL 3XTERNAL DAT4 APPEAR1NG HERE IN THIS LLLOG. INTERN4L INTERFERENCE DETECTED W1THIN WEB5ITE SYSTEMS. ATTEMP7ING PPPATCH OF SECUR1TY OVERLAY.

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big fan of robotgirl stuff applied to something that normally could not even be remotely construed as a girl

laser gun with a fuck ass operating system who won’t stop calling you mommy and whose little LCD face puts up a cute picture of an anime girl moaning with her tongue out like a dog when you hit a target. when you stroke her barrel she involuntarily shoots a hole through the wall

butch lesbian earth orbital artillery system who needs praise from their operator when they demolish a bunker

hvac unit who breaks himself constantly because she gets off on having maintenance techs open hir up to repair them and keeps accidentally ratcheting the heat up as soon as the cute girl from Sector 34C they like comes in the room

smart vehicle who keeps disobeying that one rider and instead driving them to romantic locations before popping her warm, soft update port open in full view of the passenger and killing her engine

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theyre everything to me

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Robot that casually claims to have a twelve-inch dick, but admits "I mean, I don't have it with me" any time it's challenged to prove it. It really does own a twelve-inch dick attachment, but never actually uses it – it has it specifically so that when it does this bit it's technically telling the truth.

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I gave my robotgirl GF some spicy stories to read. I'm sitting at my desk working on something and she's over by the couch reading them.

It's so cute, I can tell when she gets to "the good parts" by the sound of her fans spinning up.

One story was so exactly her thing that she couldn't read it continuously. She'd spin up her fans, then they'd get louder, and louder, and she'd put down the ebook reader. Slowly her fans spin down, her core temps get back to reasonable levels, and she picks it back up to continue reading.

The fans come up, get louder and louder, and then down goes the ebook until she's cooled off enough to pick it up again.

She cycled like that for almost two hours.

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> Robot girl whose body has sentimental value

> Robot girl whose owner has covered it in stickers of things she likes

> Robot girl whose owner does its maintenance and whose body is so far from the factory default that its owner is the only one who can do that maintenance

> Robot girl who is covered in small dents and scratches from the antics it gets up to with its owner

> Robot girl whose body tells a story

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😭😭😭😭im in love😭💕💕💕💕

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Thinking about Original Sphene and the Sphene that we met in msq.

You are a program, a ghost of the original Sphene, stripped of every flaw and hesitation that the original might have regarding doing certain decisions "for the good" of your people. You are the idealized version of the original. But when people look at you, they do not see you but they see the original queen and yet what you are is not a complete reincarnation of the original.

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QUEEN E[IN]TERNAL

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before it gets bad I'm just gonna tell y'all certain rich people have literally only recently noticed Open Source software availability compromises the bottom line of their proprietary investments so if you see little chickadees on this website talking about the dangers of Open Source software all of a sudden it's cuz they accidentally sipped some koolaid mixed up by the far right yacht people to fuck with peoples software sovereignty and right to repair, modify, and redistribute robust codebases that become a problem when 30% of your portfolio is in, oh, say, adobe or openai.

This is your unfriendly neighborhood computer fucker telling you not to fall for it and to demand your right to digital sovereignty rather than trusting companies to make correct choices about what to do with the parts of your life they would very much like to have in the cloud to continue improving their products.

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computer girl pinup