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[ev1l7n]

" Take this :3 "

[ Gives a little stress toy ]

" I dunno if you do feel stress, but it helps when I'm super fidgety! Enjoy! : D "

- Noob Anon

he squished the toy a lot since hes very anxipus, but hos grip made it pop.

[ev1l7n]

(The anon that had the injection)

"Cmere!" *proceed to chase him while trying to give him the injection*

🥀;" you fuckin psycho!!"

[ev1l7n]

"Hey 7n7 CINDERBLOCK-"

"MAAAAAAOOWW!!!! (AHHH---)"

[ev1l7n]

🥀; "thats my boy! anyway, how much do i have to pay..?"

Heyyy, could I get a pizza?

I have like, 20 bucks from my twitch donos.

Pr3tty priincess is outside trying to prevent c00lkidd from committing another crime on the pizzeria

-Mostly Bluudud, @c00lestkidds0nthebl0ck

“ sure kid which- “

[ he paused for a small moment as he glanced outside and back at the kid and connected dots, but decided to ignore them..I mean it’s not like this one was on the black list. ]

“ Uh-.. Yeah- yeah which option do you want? Pepperoni or cheese? “

[ev1l7n]

HAH YOU'VE JUST BEEN UNKLE JUNKLE'D!1!1!11!1!!! >:D

🥀; "im killing you. you have 5 seconds to run."

[ev1l7n]

I’m deff recording and posting this to my twitch. Comedy fuckin GOLD.

-Bluudud @c00lestkidds0nthebl0ck

🥀"m-mrow...! (w-whatever...!)"

[ev1l7n]

I DONT CARE YOU ARE EVIL

YOUR KIDNEY AND KID'S KNEE ARE NOW MINE!

NYEH HEHEHEHEHE!

@ks-anon (kidney seller)

🥀; "MAAAAOWWW!!!!! (NOOO!!!!)"

[ev1l7n]

Are you in crippling debt?

- The humble Debt Collector

🥀; mrow, naow meow maow now neow... (no, and i never will be...)"

[ev1l7n]

007. I heard you didn't get shot for you're. Rabies shot.

/spawn a large anti rabies shot. >:D

🥀; "wh-- MROW!! (HEY!!)

[ev1l7n]

🥀; "mrow mrow maow maow maow meow mao mao. MEAAAAAOWWW!! (thank you ballin baby c00lkidd 43. MAAAAAOW!!!)"

[ev1l7n]

[*nom*] - @45k-c00lk1dd

he noms along with you.

[ev1l7n]

i can bring you another when it wilts, if you'd like ^^

oooohh maybe i could make a dried one... it'd be more fragile, but it might be better...

that is, if you'd even want another, of course-

- Dove🪽

🥀; "sure, i guess."

[ev1l7n]

Can I squish your son like these stressballs

🥀; "maow... mrow. (thinking... no.)"

[ev1l7n]

Coughs loudly

Ur a silly billy sir *RUNS AWAY AND TRIPS ON A CINDERBLOCK*

🥀; "mrowww... (awkwarddd...)"

[ev1l7n]

Can I squish c00lkidd? he looks quite adorable

🥀; "no."

[ev1l7n]

I found this in my fucking audio gallery

🥀; "MAAAAAAOW-- (WHAAAT--)"

[ev1l7n]

♣︎"That rock you were given, it's mine now...actually those glasses are mine to now...maybe that jacket... anddd maybeeeee-.."♣︎

🥀; "maow, mrow mrow!!! (hey, you asshole!!!)"