eva-does-their-best
eva-does-their-best
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eva-does-their-best · 7 hours ago
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You: be there or be square
The humble box fish:
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eva-does-their-best · 7 hours ago
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*cools ur dashboard down*
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eva-does-their-best · 12 hours ago
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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eva-does-their-best · 12 hours ago
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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language
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eva-does-their-best · 12 hours ago
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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eva-does-their-best · 12 hours ago
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"Taking control of the powers of unnatural forms of decay and using them on himself, he has corrupted himself into an unspeakable thing. Altered, unnatural and horrifying, but beyond the reach of a natural ageing and death. Though not immortal, he has nonetheless given himself an unnaturally long lifespan."
"So he has... Curdled like cheese?"
"What?"
"The wizard king. He became a human cheese."
"I fucking hate it when you talk."
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eva-does-their-best · 15 hours ago
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I must give my props to the asexual community, garlic bread is so tasty
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eva-does-their-best · 16 hours ago
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Hi, yeah, I’m back at it again
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eva-does-their-best · 16 hours ago
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I must give my props to the asexual community, garlic bread is so tasty
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eva-does-their-best · 17 hours ago
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If I had a baby it would so not be human, it'd be a creature of some sort and I would teach it how to find the don't automatically renew subscription button.
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eva-does-their-best · 20 hours ago
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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
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eva-does-their-best · 20 hours ago
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eva-does-their-best · 21 hours ago
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not only is it pride month, but it is also mens mental health awareness month
take the time to check in with the trans men, nonbinary men, intersex men, queer men, disabled men, and men of color that you know
let them know that you support them
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