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You: be there or be square

The humble box fish:

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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"Taking control of the powers of unnatural forms of decay and using them on himself, he has corrupted himself into an unspeakable thing. Altered, unnatural and horrifying, but beyond the reach of a natural ageing and death. Though not immortal, he has nonetheless given himself an unnaturally long lifespan."

"So he has... Curdled like cheese?"

"What?"

"The wizard king. He became a human cheese."

"I fucking hate it when you talk."

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I must give my props to the asexual community, garlic bread is so tasty

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Hi, yeah, I’m back at it again

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I must give my props to the asexual community, garlic bread is so tasty

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If I had a baby it would so not be human, it'd be a creature of some sort and I would teach it how to find the don't automatically renew subscription button.

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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

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not only is it pride month, but it is also mens mental health awareness month

take the time to check in with the trans men, nonbinary men, intersex men, queer men, disabled men, and men of color that you know

let them know that you support them