Text
my life may be terrible but at least i don’t live in canberra
#LIFE MIGHT BE TERRIBLE BUT AT LEAST I DONT LIVE IN CANBERRA ANYMORE !!!!!#this is the realest post on this site oh my god
89 notes
·
View notes
Text

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit
86K notes
·
View notes
Text
unironically liking tiktok just cause ppl who have no business listening to my music and liking my songs. like okayyyy miss emily of the highschool basketball team...get it i guess
0 notes
Text
wth you can pay tiktok to get more views ???? i mean its basically tumblr blaze but more nefarious omfg...
0 notes
Text
i said it before but id be mad asf if i was 100% asexual like true definition ace and the loudest minority were constantly posting about how asexuals can like tickling and burping fetish and anal play like yall need to fight back..poly people too u cant let the ppl that purposfully cheat or dress stupid represent yall u need to fight back….we need a revolution
151 notes
·
View notes
Text
Instead of doing any work today, I made this 👁
278 notes
·
View notes
Text
Wuling vans
English added by me :)
46K notes
·
View notes
Text
i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
105K notes
·
View notes
Text
though honestly ill probably never get a girlfriend LOLLL not even in like an incel sort of way cause ive had multiple girlfriends ! ive just realized im not a great person to have a relationship with. unmedicated bipolar with a tendency to ghost. i lose interest fast and dont have the empathy to care abt the consequences. kind of a shitty person ! at least i can recognize that tho lol
#only a shame cause im a virgin and probably will stay that way...its less abt rhat tho and more me wondering if i really am asexual#id never identify with it but its just smth id like to know. like how i have adhd or eds. its there but idgaf abt that cause i dont want#hashtag undiagnosising myself or whatever#but yeah literally my last relationship it wasnt even that i wasnt confident enough to initiate anything . i just Forgot#it literally never crossed my mind LOL first time we kissed she literally had to force me to stop and tell me shed been trying all day#its truly a curse tbh
0 notes
Text
its so weird talking abt what i like cause i feel. idk. i feel like im doing smth wrong BUT WHAYEVER im gonna live my truth. the ideal woman to me is fat but with smaller tits < im not particularly interested in boobs nor ass tbh...thick thighs are nice. hmmmm i also like teeth gaps and darker eyes. hate blue and hazel tho. skin tone / race preferences are weird as hell and always sort of racist. and honestly ? same w noses...ppl are like . i like big noses ! and they always mean a white girl. i think any shape is fine lol . i like curly hair but thats more-so just cause my hair is super straight lol - generally i LOVE pigtails and i think theyre the cutest ever but also like most braids and big fan of bangs but i also rlly like edges ! generally dont like fully slicked back hair without any else bc thats how my mother made me do my hair and it was so so awful. in a similar note i dont like blonde hair unless its like obviously dyed lol but im also kinda eh on dyed hair generally. its rlly a case by case basis tho i dont seek it out. fav color is red - natural or otherwise i dont mind - followed by black ^_^
#my ideal woman.#also in the same breath. men who look like this do nothing for me. i see fat men and im just like. eh
0 notes
Text
it feels weird being an adult and actually looking at porn and shit and remembering that like. im actually allowed now. LOL like obv i never cared b4 and always kept to myself out of respect but its a different experience approaching it now that im 'able' and also just generally older and more comfortable in what i like. tied into me realizing that i can actually draw now and translating that into drawing nsfw art < technically. sort of a ... idk not quite vent ? im not Into it like sexually. i dont care about the act but i like the implications etc im probably asexual but lets not worry abt that
anyway. been drawing esp my favorite girls and its like. yeah ive had some realizations and probably the main realization is that ! i honest to fucking god think skinny people are just flat out unattractive. like there are some pretty skinny ppl out there but once you get to the point of like model skin - no fat - bones sticking out ICK !!! its so gross and honestly just hard to look at at times. people just look better when theyre fatter. ESP in bondage like seeing woman being tied in rope and having the fat like hang out sorry thats so fucking hotttttt it simply does not hit at ALL if theyre skinny .
0 notes
Text
I feel like the age of having a "burner email" is gone. Out of curiosity,
#minimum 20 but i dont think its over 40#in my defense i was working on something lol i only use like six or seven
13K notes
·
View notes