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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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"No climate justice on occupied land"

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Got bitches saying Falin is doomed by the narrative. Are you serious. Not only are the themes of the story completely irrelevant to her death/suffering the author is cognizant of this fact and didn't kill her off & then utilized her LIFE, her RESPLENDENT NEED TO EXIST, as a way to bring the themes together. baby she is not doomed she is celebrated by the narrative! The narrative reveres her! The narrative is making up reasons not to doom her! Learn more phrases for the love of god

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It's 1993 and you're a toy designer. You're under strict orders to make a doll "cooler". So you keep going to these clubs full of cool guys. Look at their mesh shirts, earrings, purple vests, and those funny large rings they always seem to have on them! You'd think guys this cool would have girlfriends, but it's a total sausage fest in here. Anyway, now to put all this on the cool new Ken doll and

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All time

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Long lived races but they have an extreme level of patience. 

Ancient vampire thinking a month long delivery is express shipping. Elves surprised their 1 hour late lunch order arrived so quickly. Robot in standby mode for years waiting for their dead human friend to wake up.

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

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never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

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the thing about madoka magica is that it has the vibe of something that would be super overrated by annoying people who have never actually experienced the object of its homage in earnest, but no, is literally just an extremely good magical girl show with dark elements. it just keeps showing its hand over and over again, but it has so much to offer on the other side of its misdirections. i saw it when i was a teenager and i think it might have transed my gender at the time

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Listen... listen... I'm glad for kuroshitsuji season 4. Overjoyed even, but oh my God. Please give Soma back his melanin. Please, why is he white

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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My prince, we have to get my prince out of England, what is this country doing to you my king

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i personally believe that if genshin impact were out in 2003 light yagami would not have become kira. i think if light had access to gatcha games he would have been financially and emotionally destroyed. he has a pathological faith in his own luck and the impulse control of a chihuahua. he would not be okay.

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Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"