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WHY does this look like some weird band led by Batfleck im choking—

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“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”

[Incoherent concussed Jason noises]

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thank you so much to @goldfishinaplasticbag for donating to the DC for Gaza ROUND TWO!

the prompt was for tim and babs siblingisms!!!

Find out more, or donate to get your own fanart HERE: dcforgaza.carrd.co/

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Battinson with a Harley would actually tear a hole in the delicate fabric of universal peace.

Harley: What’s your favorite color?

Bruce, currently trying to find a facility that isn't fucking Arkham in this hellhole of a city: We don't have to do the small talk

Harley: Oh, okay! Do you really think you’re a good person, deep down?

Bruce: …Blue.

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Tim’s early robin days

Bruce: if I push Tim away and act emotionally distant he won’t see me as a father figure

Tim, whose parents are emotionally distant and have been pushing him away for years: oh wow! He really is dad shaped!

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Bruce: *is dead again*

Dick: well this s-

Tim: *carrying a go bag* I can't believe this! I'm gonna put a tracker on him when I- oh hi Dick.

Dick: ...you don't think he's dead?

Tim: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE DIED! ok Alfred but at this point I think he's using this as a vacation from us but PAST THAT! Who ACTUALLY dies? Superman 'dies' every few years, Bruce keeps 'dying' hell YOU 'die' sometimes. Obviously Jason, Damian, Cas, Steph have all 'died', my friends have'died',BUT THEY COME BACK! everyone. comes. back. I'll be back when I find Bruce for the THIRD TIME! *slams door*

Alfred: *walking into the room* he's not wrong. Tea?

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“My child is completely fine” your child’s favorite batman character is Jason Todd

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"Damian is a murderous brat", "Damian has murderous tendencies", "Damian shouldn't be in the Batfam because he's an assassin"

Damian the second he's allowed some agency outside the league:

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Eyes

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Doodling on the train

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Petition to stop people who hate their fathers from writing batman

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World’s finest

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Things Bruce hates about his kids:

They all want to be the one to jump on the grenade

They all will shove their sibling off a building with no remorse

They all act as though he, genius in his own right, is a bumbling moron in the face of technology

They can't read his mind or alternatively trust him enough to do whatever he wants

*refer to previous* They are right sometimes maybe

Costume design

They will tackle a gunman when he could do it instead

They talk a lot, and each accuse the others of doing so

They’re younger than him and force him to stifle panting

The way they run holding Batarangs terrifies him

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Some robins designs so they’re not just “kid with a mask and curtain bangs”

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Can’t take the Robin out of the boy

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Thinking about all the times Bruce probably had to give pain medicine / emergency meds in the field to his Robins, how he had to stay calm and channel Thomas Wayne and dose the meds right because Dick is writhing in the ground from a badly broken leg, because years later Jason is badly burned across half his chest and slowly slipping into shock as he tries to check his vitals, because Alfred’s in his ear talking him through it and Leslie is waiting for them at the Cave but you know what you can’t do? You can’t shorten the gap between pain meds being given and pain meds taking effect. He has to hold Dick down so he doesn’t hurt himself and Dick is trying so hard not to scream that he isn’t breathing at all, and that gap is so short with modern medicine but for a dad, a man under the cowl, it’s impossibly long.