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why are girls so fucking hot but so scary

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Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but it’s okay because it’s actually all just one big polycule of milkshake boys.

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Love Should Be Unconditional.

Trans girls who love each other even when we don’t “pass,” who kiss each other’s cheeks even through dysphoria tearing at them internally, who still flirt like lovesick fools mid-breakdown—there’s something sacred about that.

Like, yes, I’m going to grip my trans girlfriend’s shoulders and look her in the eyes and say, “You’re beautiful.”

And if she rolls her eyes and says, “But my voice—” I’ll kiss her right then and there to shut her up.

Because it's not just love.

It’s two girls choosing each other in a world that told us to hide.

It’s soft hands wiping each other's mascara tears and going, “You’ll get there, babe. Let the estrogen cook.”

And if that doesn’t work?

Then I’m pulling her into my lap, stroking her hair while she grumbles, and whispering all the sweet, sinful things I love about her until her pout fades and she’s melting into me.

Because she deserves to feel adored—even when she’s spiraling.

Especially then.

This is trans romance:

Messy, mutual, playfully horny, tender as hell.

And no amount of expectations will ever ruin that for us.

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I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE RAAAAAHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥 YALL ARE COOL AND VALID AND LIKE AWESOME AND SO HOT RAAAAAAAHHHHH

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If Susan and Mary Test stop giving a shit about their local neighborhood himbo, they could unironically help the entire trans community with instant HRT salt that immediately gives you whatever body type you want.

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Happy let Papyrus say fuck day!

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"It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!"

Actually it's Adam, Eve, and Steve I've decided. And I'm happy for them in their new polycule.

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Praise be and amen

Can't tell if I want to be held while I cry or be fucked so hard I can't think anymore

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me waking up from the warmest, sweatiest, most back breaking cuddle pile with dry mouth and a low grade headache.

I have never been happier

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Are Velma, Fred, Daphne and Shaggy in a polycule? I’ve never watched Scooby Doo btw but it seems like it could be a popular trope in the fandom?

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I really wanna be in a polycule. Because my heart is so big. I see no rivalry, I only feel love. When someone I love is kissed by someone else I love because they love each other I feel really happy. 😊🩷✨

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Happy Pride Month!!

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☀️I love you! And you and you and you and-☀️

It’s t4t summer baby!

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dean yaps a bit too much

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can you imagine going to work, shoving a bacon breakfast sandwich down your pants in a bid to show your boss that you are giving your utmost best and he says sorry son not good enough we're going to need you to eat 200g of cheese