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Sal: Hey everybody. Today, Murr stepped on my shoe, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down.
Sal: The benefit if killing him is that my shoes will get stepped on way less.
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BULBASAUR PICKED OUT A BULBASAUR COOKIE
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Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’
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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
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current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him
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Marisa Tomei as May Parker in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
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no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering
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When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key
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You get to decide what kind of king you are going to be.
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That’s a photon blast. And? A skrull can not do that.
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