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Willy Pogany (American, 1882–1955) - Hand to the Stars

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

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Angua with big hair and a little bonus Errol.

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bbc merlin is a fun silly show that begs the question what if you were given a destiny you didn’t understand and you betrayed yourself time and time again in what you think is a selfless act of love that will serve a greater purpose, only for that to be the exact reason you fail and the undoing of the person you love most. and then the random filler episodes are like this witch is doing terrorism in camelot by sneaking magic mushroom bombs into the soup and merlin has to gaslight arthur into thinking he doesn’t like mushrooms or something idk

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Young Ladies of Quirm College. (l-r): Susan Sto Helit, Gloria Thogsdaughter, Princess Jade

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every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

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Man with female hysteria x woman with male loneliness or something

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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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men really need to start having chest hair and just leaving their shirts half unbuttoned again. i think it will start to heal society

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in my deathbed doing phone time for a bit before im ready

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Agatha Christie Characters:

Mrs. Chattersly (Annoying English woman)

Mme. Raggedescu (elderly European matriarch)(everyone hates her)

The Colonel (military guy who lies all the time)

Dick Boston (Fast-talking white American)

John Euro (exclusively here to argue with The Colonel)

The Italian (The Italian)

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au where everyone becomes their pfp go

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