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Do NOT go to Off the Wall gym!! The old man that “works” there will STEAL your MONEY!!
#Everett James Darby#Never been more disrespected in my life#But again#It’s not about the money#It’s about the principle
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My dreams are incredibly normal and I dream often by the way. Because I sleep every night. Just like the rest of you. I also eat regularly. Just saying.
#Everett James Darby#Normal Guy Things#I’ve only ever had good dreams never a nightmare#Can’t fathom what that must be like for you poor bad dream HAVERS
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Someone broke into my house and stole all of our antique Tiffany lamps. What the fuck am I supposed to tell my mother. How could Jennings let this happen.
#Everett James Darby#If anyone could possibly find 26 antique Tiffany lamps that would be great#My mother is going to kill me.#Goodbye friends#This is the last you will hear of me
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Google: How to make my girlfriend not that mad about me and my best friends deeply homoerotic relationship.
#Everett James Darby#Google please help me#Does Google just reply to my post or what?#Will she send me a letter?
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I heard Cambion Kharmine (@kingratkharmine) kills Women. Exclusively. Jail time is in your future, Kharmine. 911.
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I think Andrew Hobbs killed 2 people in the hotel/apartment across town… I have at least 5 eye witnesses who will attest. What is the police’s @ so I can tag them. Someone has to tell them.
#Everett James Darby#Andrew Hobbs is a criminal#911#Why is it not calling them?#Maddi please how do I call the police on him?#White Man Blonde Hair 32 And A Half Rooks Tall Description Of Killer
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Guys how are we on the internet if it’s 1990???????? Just kidding Laugh Out Loud.
#Everett James Darby#Time Machine?#Which one of you built a Time Machine?????#All In Good Fun I Guess.
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