evergreen-femme
evergreen-femme
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erika. 30s, lesbian, she/her
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evergreen-femme · 2 hours ago
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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evergreen-femme · 2 hours ago
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evergreen-femme · 2 hours ago
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the Lion of the Bronx does not concern himself with zionist reporters
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evergreen-femme · 2 hours ago
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unironically bring back epithets in political discourse.
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evergreen-femme · 2 hours ago
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if there's one thing i can't stand it's churls. churlish behaviour. won't stand for it
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evergreen-femme · 2 hours ago
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if all things possess souls except dogs this has absolutely massive theological implications. it would make them a sort of spiritual void which might have a kinda drain or black hole like effect on Reality as such dragging all other beings into orbit and eventual annihilation in their wholly carnal (un)nature. in this way dogs would be closer to god than maybe any other thing in existence by the same principle by which satan is much more devout than most believers; its a sorta sick perversion of aristotle’s ‘prime mover’. but we probably dont notice this orbital effect because there are so many dogs that it is experienced as the simple chaos of a physical universe. paradoxically that which is closest to the iron necessity of the divine will is that which makes it indiscernible to our base senses. all of this means we should probably either be worshipping dogs or exterminating them i havent decided yet
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evergreen-femme · 21 hours ago
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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evergreen-femme · 1 day ago
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my transgender lifehack. stop using terms and pronouns that you "dont mind" and start using only ones that you like. does it spark joy
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evergreen-femme · 1 day ago
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forgive me father for i have libbed out
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evergreen-femme · 1 day ago
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forgive me staten island, i was unfamiliar with your game
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evergreen-femme · 1 day ago
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NEW YORK BAYBEEEEEEEEEE
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evergreen-femme · 2 days ago
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clair obscur unironically turned me into a franceaboo
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evergreen-femme · 2 days ago
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a few months ago i did karaoke to this at a lesbian bar in tokyo and the bartender explained to me the difference between a kaibutsu and a bakemono by doing godzilla and ghost impressions
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evergreen-femme · 2 days ago
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this is a cute drawing of an elf but I noticed you neglected to draw her in excruciating pain? please remedy this immediately or you will be hearing from my legal team
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