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I just had another minor interact with my shit… EVEN THOUGH I EXPLICITLY SAY MINORS DO NOT INTERACT…
CAN YOU NOT READ?!
I swear to god… This is pissing me off…
Get the fuck off of my blog if you are under 18 years old!! You are not wanted here, and I do not want you interacting with any of my shit!!
I’m so fucking tired of this!! It’s bad enough with people who don’t customize their blogs making me have to assume that they’re bots and/or minors plus people who don’t put their ages down on their blog!!
I’m gonna start blocking just about every single blog that doesn’t have their age listed… Cause I am TIRED of minors not listening to the fact that they aren’t wanted…
And I swear as well. If the ability to send in anonymous asks on my blog is removed as well, ya’ll know exactly who to blame…
Some dumb fuck minors who can’t understand that they aren’t wanted on this blog when there is “MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL” plastered everywhere…
Exactly what I need to fucking deal with right now…
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Do you know about the Imu and Vivi theory? It's basically yandere imu thirsting for Vivi and it's pretty compeling too like there is a solid evidence
So I haven’t seen the theory, but it sounds pretty straight forward. Yandere Imu is thirsting for Vivi.
I don’t doubt that there is solid evidence either as that does sound like it could be true. I mean, based on the things that we’ve seen of Imu? Yeah, I’d say that sounds very correct
Personally though, I have two theories that I’m leaning into, and they aren’t very good so don’t expect anything mind blowing. It’s below the cut because you know… SPOILER WARNING
But anyways…
BEWARE!! SPOILER WARNING!! DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU AREN’T CAUGHT UP!!
Anyways… Now that, that’s out of the way… Let’s get into it…
So basically I have two theories that I personally believe in. One more than the other, I don’t really have evidence for either though beyond “Yeah, that feels like it makes sense!”
Unfortunately I’ve never been too good at putting the pieces together. Hell, someone else had to tell me about the Garling might be Shanks Dad thing…
Not very good, I know… But that’s enough about me!!
So the first theory that I think might be going on between Vivi and Imu is that Imu is Nefertari D. Lili.
The theory is that Imu has been alive for so long that they are so focused on Vivi because they want her as a successor, or some shit like that. They want Vivi to become just like them.
The other theory is similar, but in it. Imu is getting old, and basically wants to use Vivi as a new body. Like completely take over Vivi’s body, and use it to continue living.
It’s personally the vibe that I’m getting from what’s going on currently. Plus it could make for some good angst too if it comes down to Luffy vs. Imu in Vivi’s body.
Like god, can you imagine how heartbreaking that would be? The Straw Hats having to fight against a dear friend of theirs. Except it’s not like they can do anything because it isn’t Vivi in there, it’s Imu.
Plus what if this is how Imu has been alive for so long? Unless it’s like whatever Imu’s Devil Fruit (Assuming it is one) is, causes an extended lifespan. They just jump into a new body whenever their current one gets too old.
This time, it’s Vivi who Imu will jump into.
Like I said these theories aren’t too great, and there’s probably people out there who could make them make far more sense than me.
Genuinely I doubt that I’m the first person to think of these concepts. And that’s okay, it’s not a bad thing by any means.
I’m only saying that there are people out there who likely have come up with these theories before me, so don’t credit me. Plus their versions likely make a hell of a lot more sense too.
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!-Update-!
Hey, guys! I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to get to all of your requests, but things are getting bad again. I am safe, so don’t worry about that.
I have been working on requests to the best of my ability.
But things are getting really stressful again, so I might not be able to work on requests soon. So I’m gonna post everything that I have done currently.
It has been a long time since I’ve updated after all, and I want to give you guys some things. So I’ll be posting what I have, and trying my best to work on other requests.
My sincerest of apologies if I did not get to your request, but I will try my best to get to it when I feel like I can write, or when things start to clear up.
Love you all, and thank you so very much for your patience. I truly appreciate it.
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Hay so I got a question, you see I just read your one shot on yandere imu and I have one question what if the reader tries to kill themselves to get away from imu what would happen then? Also make sure you take care of yourself and drink plenty of water and food stay healthy too many people don't
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Hey! Thanks for the ask, Unknown Anon!! And thank you for reminding me to drink water and eat food because I don’t have the best memory
Also thanks for sending in an ask about Imu! I really do enjoy writing for characters who have done truly awful things though (as long as the awful things aren’t absolutely disgusting…), something about it is just fun.
Anywho, that’s enough out of me! Let’s get into your ask, shall we?
Real quick as well, I probably didn’t do the best job with this so I sincerely apologize if it’s bad.
BEWARE SPOILERS
!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!
!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!
SUICIDE, SELF HARM, Imu being Imu, Isolation, Immortality, Rainfall Probably being Incorrect about Things, Death, Bathing Together, Being Watched While You Change, Being Locked Up, SPOILERS
!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!
!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!
So I honestly truly believe that if you were to ever try to take your own life then the key word would probably be try. I don’t think that you’d be able to completely take your own life.
Severely injure yourself? Yeah, but not kill yourself…
With the way that all five Gorosei have regeneration abilities, I assume that unless it’s something related to their Devil Fruits (which it probably is, and I’m just forgetting or not realizing) then I would assume that maybe it’s a power granted by Imu?
Because all five of them being able to teleport, communicate long distances with telepathy, regenerate, and seemingly be immortal. I don’t think I can accept that all of that comes from Devil Fruits.
I have to assume that some of that comes from like Imu granting them these powers or something like that…
So if that is indeed the case then Imu might have given you one of these abilities too just to ensure that they would never lose you. You belong to them after all, and they aren’t going to allow death to take you.
No matter how much you might want to get away from them.
Imu might not even bat an eye when you try to end yourself in that case. It probably does hurt them to see you trying so desperately to get away from your loving partner so much, but you’d never know that.
They know that you’re not gonna be able to get away from then so there’s no purpose in trying to stop you. That is unless you get too insistent or brutal about your attempts.
That’s when Imu will have enough, you won’t be thrown into a cell and left there until you stop. However Imu will have anything that you could use to harm yourself removed from the area until you finally stop or show signs of improvement.
Keep trying though even after things have been removed? Imu’s eventually gonna have enough, and it’s back to the cell where you stayed locked up until you learn your lesson after trying to kill them… It’s for your own good in their opinion…
Now in the event that Imu didn’t or wasn’t able to give you regenerative or immortal abilities? I still don’t see you being able to succeed in what you’re doing…
You’d be able to severely injure yourself, sure and probably almost die. But you’d find yourself waking up back in your bed with medical equipment attached to you, and your injuries stitched shut.
Imu might even be sitting by your bedside doing… whatever it is that Imu does to pass the time… Reading? Knitting? Napping? Making Plans for Something? Who knows, but you might find Imu sitting there
After an event like that, Imu is going to keep an intensely close eye on you… Whatever you’re doing, Imu is there…
Are you reading? Imu’s now sitting next to you looking at the pages of your book… Are you taking a bath? So is Imu, move over… Getting changed? Imu’s in the doorway just staring at you… Going to sleep? Imu’s in bed with you even if they aren’t sleeping…
Imu can’t trust you to be on your own after something like that… What if they had lost you? Imu isn’t risking anything like that…
They don’t care how much this might irritate or frighten you… You belong to them, dammit and if keeping you means doing all of that? Then so be it…
Imu will keep this up for as long as they feel it’s necessary until they feel like they can allow you to be on your own again…
This also might be the time when Imu might also be the most lenient with you as well. Don’t get them wrong though, you still can’t leave or talk to anyone who Imu doesn’t approve of…
But let’s say that you wind up mentioning at one point about something that might help to improve your mental health. Like something you lost when Imu took you, you mention it?
A few days later or even the next day, there it is…
Also Imu would allow you to talk to a therapist, but that would require speaking to someone that Imu probably doesn’t approve of…
So unless one of the Gorosei can act as a therapist, or Imu gets really desperate then you probably aren't seeing one… And with the second case, the therapist would be killed as soon as they had finished their work with you…
Not in a “Our sessions over” and then they’re shot sorta way, but more like “Dear *Insert Name*, I do believe that we’ve made all the progress that we can… I wish you the best…” and then they’re escorted out and killed…
#minors dni#the rain talks back#yandere one piece#reader insert#read the trigger warnings#yandere#yandere imu
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So for a request what about a Imu and Gorosei (together or separate) in the Fiction into Reality AU or Time travel AU, I think it would be a intresting concept and with the way you write I know it would be awesome, also I hope you get better l
Hey, thank you so much for this ask! Honestly oddly enough, the Gorosei are kind of comfort characters for me which probably sounds weird, but that makes me really happy to receive this request!
I don’t think anything will ever surpass Figarland Garling in terms of romantic comfort character though. The only one who’s close enough to surpassing him is probably Joyboy honestly.
Anywho, I’m starting to ramble, but I genuinely do want to thank you for sending this in so thanks a bunch! And thank you so very much for the compliment as well!
Now let’s get into it, shall we?
!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!
!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!
Celestial Dragon Bullshit, Removal of Rights, Implied Mass Death, Being Accused of Cheating, Reality Changing around You, Gorosei being the Gorosei, Time Travel Stuff, Rainfall Probably Sucking at Time Travel, Forced DNA Test, Becoming Someone Else Against Your Will, Fusion
!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!
!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!
I HAVE NEVER, AND WILL NEVER CONDONE THE ACTIONS OF ANY CELESTIAL DRAGON
📜-Gorosei (Fiction into Reality)-📜
Genuinely I’d like you to imagine for a second, the five Gorosei of all people coming out of the One Piece world into the real one. Imagine how absolutely horrifying that would be.
Like imagine that you were like reading the latest chapters of the manga, or watching the latest episodes. You’re pretty tired so you decide to pause it, and leave it for tomorrow.
You go to bed, and in the middle of the night, you wake up to sound. Of course you probably assume burglars, so you pick up the nearest object to use as a weapon and peek out of your room. There are five well dressed men in your living room.
They’re all absolutely gigantic too like if you don’t have high ceilings, they probably have to bend over a bit or a lot. Let’s not forget how big these old men are… Seriously… Rob Lucci is 6’11, and only comes up to Shepherd’s waist…
Anywho they’re more than likely talking about where they are, and what happened as they don’t know how they got here. I feel like the first one to notice you would probably be Ethanbaron, he spots you and points you out to the others.
Saturn probably demands you come out. If you do refuse, and lock yourself in your room out of panic then I hope you have five seconds of peace of mind. That’s how long it will take for them to get in. What door? You had a door? There’s no door anymore…
Proceed to being dragged to the living room, and now you’re being questioned by the Gorosei themselves. I feel like either Marcus or Warcury would be the ones asking most of the questions. Once everything is all figured out, and they realize that they can’t get back on their own plus you can’t send them back. Your home becomes their base of operations while they work on finding a way back to their world.
Living with the five of them definitely isn’t the best thing… They’ve completely taken over your home like Warcury straight up tells you one that all decisions about the household are to be run by him, if not all of them before they’re made…
You might think that means like “Oh the window broke? I need to talk to Warcury before I have it fixed”, and that would be ideal. But nope. You need to ask before you do literally anything…
Need to go to the store? Talk to Ethanbaron so he can set a budget, and tell you what to get. Heading to work? Talk to Warcury so he can tell you what you can’t tell your boss. Going on a walk? Talk to Marcus so he can tell you where you’re allowed to be. Gonna go for a drive? Talk to Saturn so he can join you for research about your world. Need some alone time? Talk to Shepherd so he can decide if you can have it.
Really the only things that you can do without talking to them about it first are housework, and basic human functions. It’s honestly exhausting, and you wish they would find the way home already…
It’s already bad enough that they’ve taken over your bedroom, and anytime that they demand to come with you when you go outside. You get stared at because of how tall they are, and how they won’t let you get too far away.
Like seriously, you took Shepherd shopping with you once and while he was looking at something. You wandered off thinking he was following you, the man proceeded to hunt you down and threatened to put you on a leash if you ever tried to leave him like that again.
That threat became a reality when you got too far ahead of Marcus while on a walk… The next day, you were wearing a makeshift collar with a leash attached to it…
Trying to explain that you couldn’t go out in public like this didn’t do any good. The only thing that they allowed was that you could cover it because it could be seen as very sexual.
It’s safe enough to say that living with them is an absolute nightmare half of the time. The other half is migraine inducing, but as time goes on. They almost seem to start rewarding you.
You get your bedroom back, you get the privilege of having an hour of uninterrupted alone time, Ethanbaron allows you to buy one or two things that he didn’t tell you to get.
Now this might not seem like much, but considering what you’ve been putting up with? These little rewards might as well be a dream come true…
Continue on with this life for a good long while, and you might even notice that the five of them might be trying to court you in their own subtle ways. It definitely doesn’t seem like much though.
It’s things like holding the door open for you, offering you an arm while you’re walking in public together, joining you whenever you’re indulging in something that you enjoy like a show or book or game, and listening when you talk.
It might not seem like much, but they are interested in you… For them, they can’t figure out why you aren’t noticing their advances… They’re doing things they don’t normally do…
Eventually the five of them will start to become frustrated, and even trying to show far more of this behavior in hopes that you’ll notice.
Honestly as well, they have found a way home by now… They just refuse to leave you, and are giving you a chance to come willingly…
Of course you don’t, and simply continue on with what you’re doing. Maybe even talking to someone over the internet in a romantic sense.
None of them have any idea how your phone works beyond that you use it to talk to people, and this thing called the internet. So you might be able to hide it from them for a good while.
How they’d find out? I can imagine that would go one of two ways…
One is that Ethanbaron tracks you down when you’re gone longer than allowed from the home which causes to be caught. I’d hope that you aren’t kissing the other person either… Immediate death…
Or the other is Saturn reads your messages on the screen while sitting next to you. All he needs to see is one hint of romance, and you’ve got a pissed off Ushi Oni who is demanding you explain…
Either way though, a meeting is called and you feel like you’re being interrogated for a horrific crime. They’re demanding every single detail about this person.
You can try to lie, but I don’t think it’d work in all honesty… You’d have an easier time achieving world peace than lying to the Gorosei…
Once they have sufficient information, one of them will remain behind. I can imagine it might be Warcury to ensure that you go absolutely nowhere. Meanwhile the other four leave the home.
Proceed to a breaking news broadcast about the four others wreaking absolute havoc on the area where you claimed the person lived. They’re describing it as a real life Godzilla or Cloverfield movie as they show no mercy.
You can try to plead with Warcury to get the others to stop, but he isn’t listening. Telling you that you’ve brought this on yourself for committing adultery, now you must watch.
”Adultery? We aren’t married!” “Enough of this nonsense… Yes, we are… Nothing you say can change that…”
So you’re forced to watch this news broadcast, Warcury might attempt to provide comfort if you begin to cry. But it’s probably just a hand on your shoulder, or forcing you onto his lap.
Either way, you’re still forced to watch until it’s all over. The four leave, and return home now that they’re sure they got the person.
The television will be turned off, and they’ll probably talk for a bit before it’s time to go. You’ll be dragged through the television with them into the One Piece world. Your body changing, and warping to fit the One Piece art style.
There’s no way back now, and as you sit in the room of authority with your partners. You’ll watch as the One Piece world changes things to make you fit in, your outfit changes and five different rings appear on your finger.
None of them will come off, no matter how hard you try. And you’ll soon notice as well that each of the five has a matching ring to go with one of the rings on your finger.
For example. If a ring has gemstones formed to look like a wing pointing right, Marcus has the same ring but the gemstones are a different color and the wing is pointing left.
The five of them will be pleased as they know that there’s likely no chance for you to escape. They were just in the room of authority doing average everyday things for them when they got transported.
So unless the same thing happens to you which they honestly doubt it will. You’ll be here forever, and there’s nothing that these old men like more…
I’d honestly recommend that instead of thinking of a way to escape, you should start bracing yourself…. With the way they’re looking at you, it’s safe enough to say that punishment is imminent for your “adultery”…
🖤-Imu (Time Travel AU)-🖤
So there is actually a good few ways that Time Travel AU can go, as I play around with it quite a bit in my head. You travel back to the actual One Piece world, you travel back to some kind of warped caveman or some other warped time period version of the One Piece world, or the first one but the character follows you back to the future and won’t leave.
For conveniences sake, let’s say it’s the first one. Now let’s get into it for real.
So let’s say that you’re someone who’s been working on building an actual real life Time Machine. You finish it, you test it with like a random object or something, it works! Now why not try it out yourself?
When you do, you wind up in Marie Geoise. You’ve never read anything about this sort of thing in the history books, so you start looking around at everything and documenting what you can.
Maybe you run into a problem with a few Celestial Dragons who think that you’re someone’s slave. Proceed to what’s probably the biggest headache of your life dealing with these guys…
Celestial Dragons being Celestial Dragons will probably try to punish and/or kill you for disrespect. And of course, it’s very much an “Oh fuck…” moment with you trying to reach for your return to the present device.
Don’t worry though! Because before anything can happen, you’re suddenly being arrested… These people are far from gentle with you as they drag you off.
Proceed to having all of your items confiscated especially whatever item you could have used to return to present day. Once you’ve been sufficiently searched, the interrogation begins.
Who are you? Where did you come from? How did you get here? How long have you been here? What was your intention in coming here? All sorts of stuff like that…
But then there are the weirder questions… Are you a natural (hair color)? Do you wear contacts, or have modified your eyes in some way? Do you have a birthmark in this specific shape? Do you enjoy wearing clothes of this style? If I say butterfly, what do you think of?
You might feel like you’re being watched during this interrogation as well, and not by the people with you. Trying to ask if they feel the same thing gets you nowhere as you’re simply told to quiet down, and answer the questions.
Once the questions have finally ended, they take a few things from you… They cut your hair, they make you fill a tube with saliva, they take some blood from you, they even have you bite something to leave an imprint of your teeth…
And then you’re left alone in the interrogation room for an incredibly long amount of time… They do feed and water you, but that’s really it.
You might think that this is a prison sentence, but you’re just being held while they check your DNA… If it doesn’t have the results they’re looking for, they’ll dispose of you.
But when it does result in you having a match with the other person. That’s when they’ll come back to you, they’ll haul you off somewhere but much gentler this time.
You’re brought to a restricted area, and you’re left in a room with a lot of greenery. There are a few butterflies going about, and some flowers. Alongside a sword in the floor.
What you don’t notice at first is the dark shadowy figure watching your every move. Bright red eyes watching how you do every single little thing from sneezing to just turning your head.
This is Imu, and they’re conducting their own personal test to see you’re really who they think you are… So far, you’re passing…
You’ll start to feel that same feeling of being watched so you’ll look, and finally spot Imu. Of course, you have the only normal reaction to seeing Imu… Fear…
And honestly the way that you react to them is all that Imu needs to see to know that it’s you. They’ll come close to you, and reach out a covered hand to almost lovingly caress the side of your face.
They’ll touch their forehead to yours in contentment, and welcome you home in their own scary Imu way.
Proceed to living with Imu, and them refusing to let you out of their sight for even a moment… It’s downright unnerving especially when they watch you do simple mundane tasks like you’re a movie or television show…
Imu blames your behavior towards them on memory loss so they’ll do their best to remind you. Recreating moments the two of you shared, allowing their skin to touch yours in hopes that’ll bring some memories, occasionally speaking to you.
They’re honestly doing more right now than they ever have when it comes to you. Imu believes that they’ve already lost you, and they’re not intending to have lost you for even a moment longer. They intend to do whatever it takes to remind you of who you are.
From telling you about “yourself” to far more extreme things. Did Imu have an island wiped from existence before they seemingly lost things? Imu will find a reason to wipe out another to hopefully click something in your head…
The entire time that this is going on, you’re likely trying to find a way back to your own time. You can try to ask Imu for your things back, but I’m unsure if Imu will let you have them.
Can you use them to leave them? What are they for? Why do you want them so bad?
Your relationship did start off quite rocky in the beginning with you being terrified of Imu until Stockholm Syndrome set in… “They could use these items to leave me forever this time” is what Imu tells themselves… So no… You can’t have your things back…
And just for good measure! Imu has them destroyed!
So now that your way back to the present no longer works, time is all out of whack for you… You’ll become sick as time destabilizes for you, and it tries to figure out what to do with you…
You’ll look and feel like you’re at deaths door until time figures things out, you won’t die but Imu will be convinced that you are going to.
Imu will probably pull Saturn away from his duties as a member of the Gorosei to identify what’s wrong with you, and hopefully fix you. Of course, he can’t figure it out.
This is the most stressed that Imu has ever been, and it shows… Saturn’s inability to fix you is stressing, and angering them… If Saturn wasn’t so useful, and also your one chance at survival then Imu might off him out of sheer frustration…
Imu doesn’t leave your side for even a minute during this either. Does Imu need to sit on the throne, and address the Gorosei? Not now… They can wait, and if it’s really important then they can come here…
Imagine the visual of that scene where the Gorosei bow to Imu as they sit on the throne, but instead Imu is sitting on a bed with you.
Eventually though, your illness passes when time finally figures out what to do with you. You rapidly recover, and Imu is so happy that they could kiss Saturn. They won’t, but they could…
As you can probably guess, the reason that you’re recovering is because time has decided what to do with you. It’s decided to completely cement you into this time, and turn you into the person Imu thinks you are.
Where Imu is so happy to see you picking up old habits of yours, you couldn’t feel more horrified as everything is changing. You can’t stop it either.
Imu simply thinks that you’re recovering from your memory loss finally.
They watch in absolute joy at how you’re picking up mannerisms that they claim you used to have, you start to want dress in the clothes that you apparently used to wear, all that sort of stuff.
If you realize as well what’s going on with you, there’s probably only way to fix it which is going back to your own time. Which can only be achieved by telling this terrifying being the truth.
So you work up the courage, ask Imu to talk, and once you’re sitting down with them. You’ll try to explain everything.
It’s definitely no surprise that Imu likely doesn’t believe you…
But if they do? I can imagine that Imu reaches for you, takes your hands, and looks directly into your eyes. You can probably feel your soul getting sucked out the more that they stare until they speak…
“You may not be them… But with your explanation, you will be soon… And I shall have them back…”
Imu doesn’t care at all as if time is truly cementing you here, and turning you into their partner. That’s just a blessing in Imu’s opinion.
Whatever took Imu’s S/O in the first place is being wiped away by time as it does what it thinks is best. It’s making it so that you become Imu’s S/O.
Was there some sort of memorial, or wanted poster out there for Imu’s S/O? There isn’t now… It completely disappears…
With you being turned into said S/O, there’s no reason for that to exist. And if the S/O is still out there somewhere? Time might just fuse you together, and let you melt completely into one person.
Freaky, I know. But it’s the only explanation I have.
During this time as well, your memories might even start to be altered as well. The present will become harder and harder to remember as they’re all replaced with memories of your time with Imu.
A memory about relaxing on the couch, and watching a movie? Now it’s a memory about lounging on the couch with your head in Imu’s lap as they play with your hair.
Imu will watch as you try to fight these changing memories, and remind yourself of who you truly are. If you make any reminders then Imu will personally dispose of them.
They probably wont be too aggressive with you during this time honestly… They know that you’ll be “back to normal” soon, and everything will be exactly how it should be…
Imu gets their sweet dear S/O back. All they have to do is comfort you, and prevent you from making this take any longer than it needs to.
All will be well soon… At least in Imu’s opinion…
#minors dni#minor dni#the rain talks back#yandere one piece#yandere#reader insert#yandere imu#yandere Gorosei#Time Travel AU#Fiction into Reality AU
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How would your ocs of your choosing react if a celestial dragon came up to them and said he’s going to marry them 🤔 (bonus if you include the darling yanderes reaction as well )
Oh thank you so very much for sending in an ask about my OC’s, dear! It makes me really happy! I’ll do my absolute best to answer it, and I’ll do my best as well to include the Yandere darling’s reactions
I also think that I might actually include some gifs as well in order to show the reactions just a bit better, you know?
Anywho before I start rambling, let’s get into it!
!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!
!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!
Celestial Dragon Bullshit, Murder, Hypothermia, Violence, Hypnotism, Typical Yandere Stuff
!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!
!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!
🐐-Arabella Monroe (S/O of the Admirals)-🐐
She would likely try to let the bitchass celestial dragon down easy by declining, and saying she’s happily married. Probably hoping for things to not escalate.
Internally though, she’s hoping that this bitchass dragon will suddenly be struck by lightning, or be erased from existence entirely.
Arabella also isn’t stupid, and knows she’ll be in serious trouble if she tries to attack one of those shitty ass dragons. So if things do escalate, her answer is probably just to leave and escape. Probably using her Devil Fruit to do so if she’s pursued. No one ever said she wouldn’t make them look like an idiot trying to catch a ram.
-Admirals Reaction- They might be symbols of Justice, but that kinda flies out the window when it comes to Arabella. They’d all stand up, and set out to take someone down.
It’d all depend on who found the bitchass dragon first as they’d all handle it somewhat differently. Fujitora would appear very calm at first saying he needs to talk to them about something concerning their safety in private, then “Trying to marry a married woman isn’t the best idea for your safety…”
Meanwhile Kizaru would probably be more laidback about what he’s doing, probably even talking to the Bitchass Dragon about Arabella. About everything he likes about her, then asks if they want her. They say yes, and suddenly “Too bad, she’s taken…”. Proceed to murder.
Akainu, and Aokiji both give vibes of not waiting a single second. It’s on sight as soon as they have the chance. They won’t say anything, they won’t interact with the bitchass dragon beyond melting them with lava, or freezing them solid and breaking them. Ryokugyu is probably in the same vein except he’ll drain the fucker of all nutrients until they’re literally just a skeleton. Possibly walking away with some kind of comment of how gross that was.
💍-Oakleigh Vinsmoke (S/O of Judge Vinsmoke)-💍
Oakleigh’s answer to this would probably be to sigh at first, she’s already had to deal with one person who married her against her will.
Much like Arabella, she would try to refuse, but probably be more professional instead of gentle. Probably cold, and sounding uncaring as unlike Arabella, she likely isn’t thinking of what could happen if the situation escalates.
When things escalate, Oakleigh probably doesn’t get to have a reaction. She hasn’t died, but Judge has found her and is taking her away. Probably as the bitchass dragon is shouting, and throwing a fit.
-Judge’s Reaction- I feel like at first, Judge would simply try to ignore the Celestial Dragon like a “You’re bit worth my time or energy sort of thing” as he keeps Oakleigh away from them. But if the bitchass dragon won’t leave her alone, and tries to put their hands on her. That’s when he’ll have enough. He doesn’t care who this person is, he’ll have them dead or locked up in Germa to rot.
He’d probably also be the type to say “No witnesses” just to avoid further headaches or trouble. So unless you’re Oakleigh, or one of his kids. Expect to die.
🏕️-Esther Figarland (S/O of Figarland Garling)-🏕️
Considering Esther is married to a Celestial Dragon, I’d assume that her reaction would probably be confusion at first. Upon realizing that they don’t know who she is, she’d probably tell them to run away while they still can. Of course with it being a Celestial Dragon, they won’t heed the warning. Esther will insist, and the situation will escalate. Overall Esther would be trying to get them to leave in any way possible.
Not because she cares about them in any way, shape, or form as Fuck Those Guys. It’s because she knows what Garling will do and doesn’t wanna see it…
-Garling’s Reaction- No hesitation of murder. I doubt he would even bother with the execution at seeing someone trying to marry what’s his. Like one second, they’re talking and the next. They’ve been sliced in half.
Garling does not give two shits about if the person would be on their knees begging for forgiveness. This person tried to take his wife? That’s all he needs to hear… Off with their head!
☃️-Talvi (S/O of Dalton)-☃️
Talvi barely understood what Dalton was doing when he proposed to her. So I guarantee you that she’ll have no idea what this bitchass Celestial Dragon is doing. She’ll probably wait until they finish speaking then try to greet them, and she thinks screaming is how you greet someone. So she’ll let out this horrified sounding screech for a second before speaking.
If things escalate from there then Talvi doesn’t know nor care about the status of this person, she’ll freeze them and their guards solid. Or kill then with hypothermia by starting a blizzard so they get lost. You have to enter the wilderness a lot of the time to find her after all.
-Dalton’s Reaction- Considering the circumstances of this encounter, Dalton might not even know it happened until it’s over. But if he does then I can imagine him trying to very briefly talk things out first. When that very clearly doesn’t work, Dalton’s patience will wear thin and either kill them himself, or for the sake of keeping Drum Kingdom safe. He’ll look the other way while Talvi freezes the bastard. He’ll blame it on the wilderness when asked, and he can have Talvi alongside keep the people of the island safe.
🎃-Lyra (S/O of Absalom)-🎃
Lyra is a big time scaredy cat, and is pretty bad at interacting with people. Her first instinct would probably be to just go quiet in all honesty like deer in headlights kind of thing. Honestly Lyra probably wouldn’t really know what to do… She’d probably start trying to figure out what to say then somehow get completely sidetracked, and start thinking of other things…
Might even result in her rambling under her breath about things related to death, or things like that. The situation might escalate from there, and when it does. Lyra’s final decision would probably be to just run in all honesty.
-Absalom’s Reaction- I feel like since Absalom can turn invisible, he wouldn’t have to worry at all when it comes to fucking with a Bitchass dragon. So I can imagine Absalom using this to very brutally murder the fucker. He doesn't mind if Lyra fears him more from it, he still has her at the end of the day after all. Plus it’s an extra way to keep her around too. “Oh Lyra… Where will you go, Darling? I’m sure that Celestial Dragon death will be blamed on you, you’ll need me to keep you safe…”
✨-Ophelia (S/O of the Gorosei)-✨
Honestly Ophelia would think they’re joking at first, she’d laugh a little and probably say they need to work on their delivery.
Upon finding out that it’s no joke, she’d turn dead serious and decline before trying to leave. The situation will without a doubt escalate from there because bitchass dragon…
Ophelia is queen of the fairies so her first instinct would be to not even hesitate, and do something to make their life absolutely miserable then she’ll continue with her day like nothing happened. They had their chance to drop it when she walked away, they didn’t take it, and now they’ve suffered the consequences. She won’t lose any sleep over it.
-Gorosei Reaction- I really don’t think that I have to say anything, do I? If even one of them were to see this, then I think death would be a mercy… Especially as Yandere’s…
They might sentence the bitchass dragon to horrific torture, they could also strip them of their title completely. Banish them from the holy land, and leave them to fend for themselves. We all saw what happened to Doflamingo’s family… They’d definitely want the fucker dead, but a quick death is far too lenient of a punishment for trying to take what’s theirs. The only thing, they wouldn’t do is hand them over to the fairies.
They know the fairies can provide a brutal punishment for such an act, but they’d rather not allow the bitchass dragon to lay eyes on Ophelia ever again.
💌-Tender (S/O of T-Bone)-💌
Tender would probably be incredibly surprised at first. She’s a skeleton lady that a lot of people on her island find unnerving, so having a Bitchass Dragon want to marry her? She’s surprised.
Surprise will turn to disgust however as although Tender believes everyone is beautiful if you love them, she doesn’t love this person plus they’re very ugly on the inside.
Regardless Tender is trying to be polite, she’s trying to excuse herself from the conversation as much as possible. Of course, the bitchass dragon isn’t allowing it.
If the situation does escalate which it probably will, Tender will use her ultimate method for getting people to leave her alone. Eating something, and letting the person watch as it goes down an invisible throat into her stomach.
-T Bone’s Reaction-
So honestly I feel like he would have a rather simple reaction. He does know that attacking his darling’s harasser is a bad idea, it could get them both in some serious trouble so he has to hold himself back to not commit assault, or murder…
He’d probably do something like come up to her, and kiss her with the wedding ring on full display. Just as a subtle way of telling the dragon to “Fuck off, she’s mine and you can’t have her”.
Afterwards he’ll pull back, and probably not even excuse himself from the conversation. He’ll just put a hand on his wife’s back, and usher her away. Tender is his, no matter what happens.
🛌-Estelle (S/O of Caesar Clown)-🛌
Ok so Estelle is asleep most of the time due to her Devil Fruit, she’s rarely awake… And when she sleepwalks or rather sleep fights, she’s an absolute menace…
Estelle has been known to rip through walls when she sleepwalks. If a bitchass dragon says they’re going to marry her, she won’t react at all. Nothing will happen as she’ll keep moving.
The situation will escalate of course because “How dare you!”, and when that happens. Estelle will become violent, and either beat said Celestial Dragon to death or completely KO them. Then she’ll keep going until she heads back to bed on her own, or is guided there.
-Caesar Clown’s Reaction-
Assuming that Estelle didn’t kill the bastard when she became violent, Caesar would probably be pretty pissed just like any Yandere would. He’d probably completely forget about getting Estelle back to bed for the time being.
All that Celestial Dragon would hear is the sound of “Shurororo!!” before the area that they’re in starts filling with poisonous gas. Caesar doesn’t care, and will take a lot of delight in poisoning them. Watching them gasp for air.
He’s not even thinking about the potential consequences from this. Taking his sleepyhead? Nope… They should be grateful that Caesar isn’t doing something much worse…
🌈-Ivy (S/O of CP0 excluding Fukurou and Spandam)-🌈
Okay so Ivy would probably be in a state of absolute shock, first and foremost. It’s not because the bitchass dragon is proposing to her. It’s because her S/O’s keep her far away from their work, so she’s more surprised this fucker encountered her.
After the shock in all honesty would be a feeling of nervousness like “I’ll be okay, all I have to do is say no… They’ll get me out of here…” so she does… Now I’ve commented on this before… Ivy’s bad ending is being taken by a Celestial Dragon, and her S/O’s not saving her…
The next emotion that she would feel is despair as her S/O’s don’t step in when the situation escalates, Ivy could try to escape… But there’s no telling what could happen, her brain is running a mile a minute and trying to process everything that’s happening…
Right now, her entire focus is on trying to get away though… She doesn’t know where she’s going, where can she go? She isn’t sure, but she needs to get away… That much she knows…
-CP0 Reaction-
Okay so her S/O’s despite what it may seem are absolutely pissed about what happened, they just aren’t stepping in because of their beliefs. The World Government, and the Celestial Dragons are always correct and must not be disobeyed.
Lucci, Kaku, and Jabra are absolutely enraged beyond belief. Their animalistic sides from their Devil fruits are screaming at them to brutally kill the bastard who dares to try and take their mate away, but they hold themselves back.
All of them are internally hoping that she gets away, they’ll even be half heartedly chasing her if they’re commanded to pursue her. Kalifa just barely misses catching her arm, Kumadori very dramatically trips over something, Blueno crashes into a wall when Ivy makes a “sharp” turn, etc.
They don’t want to hand her over, and they’re internally fighting with themselves over this. If Ivy does manage to escape too then they might breathe a sigh of relief. Stussy might even take matters into her own hands as well, and completely kidnap Ivy. Just to ensure that Ivy isn’t handed over to any Celestial Dragons, she’ll take her…
🎟️-Lyric (S/O of the Blackbeard Pirates)-🎟️
Lyric’s reaction all depends on what kind of mood she’s in. This girl has been known to knock away cannonballs like they’re flies when angry after all.
If Lyric is in a good mood then her mood will immediately sour, she’ll give an incredibly harsh “No”. Probably insulting everything about the Celestial Dragon if they persist. She doesn’t give a fuck, she already has a bounty on her head from being associated with the Blackbeard Pirates… Life can’t get worse…
If Lyric is in a bad mood then she’ll give the same harsh “No” but when they persist, she’ll probably just say “That’s it!” and completely KO the fucker. Kinda like Estelle except Lyric is conscious, and has a smaller chance of having killed them.
You might think that Lyric would be on board with being taken from the Blackbeard Pirates considering they kidnapped her, and burned down her circus. But no… Lyric knows what life will be like if she goes with this fucker, she’ll have way less rights if she goes with them… At least with the Blackbeard Pirates, she’s let outside if she’s good…
-Blackbeard Pirates Reaction-
Honestly seeing Lyric outright refuse the Celestial Dragons offer, and then possibly seeing her absolutely knock out the bastard? It’s probably arousing for some of them in all honesty…
They are Yandere’s after all, and seeing that makes them think “She loves us, she doesn’t wanna leave!”. They’d probably try to get a bit handsy with her afterwards in order to initiate something like when she’s made to sit next to Teach, one arm around her with his hand attempting to go down her shirt.
As for what happens to the Celestial Dragon? They’d just straight up kill him… Keeping him for other purposes like work would turn out to be far more trouble than it was worth…
The only reason that they’d keep him alive for so long though is because they’re debating on the method of which to go about it, and who gets to do it…
🌀-Faeleen (S/O of Kuro, Jango, and Fullbody)-🌀
Faeleen is under a constant state of hypnosis due to Jango, this has likely made her just as Yandere for them as they are for her. So if a Celestial Dragon tries to marry her, she’ll say no before they even finish their sentence.
If they keep persisting? On second thought, sure! You look like you’d be way better than my current partners… Listen, how about we go somewhere private for a bit, and enjoy ourselves for a while?
When they get there, Faeleen will show absolutely no mercy… She’ll come out of there completely covered in blood, you might not even be able to tell that the bloodbath left behind was a person…
Faeleen loves her darlings more than anything in the world when she’s under hypnosis, she’d kill for them… If she wasn’t under hypnosis though, she wouldn’t have done any of this… If Faeleen wasn’t hypnotized then she likely would have tried to say no, attempted to run when things escalated, and either died or got captured…
-Kuro, Jango, and Fullbody’s Reaction-
Honestly I don’t know if they’d even know if Faeleen killed a Celestial Dragon for them. She might not tell them, and probably explain the blood on her clothes as just a few punks gave her trouble on the way back to them but she took care of it.
The only way that they’d probably find out is if what’s remaining of the bastard is identified, and linked back to her. Now she has the highest bounty out of anyone in the crew, but although this is headache inducing. It does somewhat make them happy to see how in love with them the hypnosis has made her. Before the hypnosis, she was trying to ditch Kuro for being a pirate and now? Willing to kill for each of them!
Despite being happy though, Jango probably has to redo her hypnosis to make it so that she’s less willing to murder people. Simply because it causes less problems that way.
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Hi I’m new to requesting stuff , hopefully I’ve done this right XD also hope your doing ok and drinking plenty of water 💕
can I please request the Crane Game AU please :)
Reaching into a crane game to grab something only to be grabbed and pulled into a plush world
Yandere : Joyboy
What if reader won something from the crane game , only when their went to grabbed it , something grabbed them instead.
Reader now teleported into the plush world where their meet Joyboy who’s more than happy to show reader around …lets just hope reader doesn’t slip up and accidentally asked how do they get back home .
Oh don’t worry, dear! You did it absolutely perfectly! Couldn’t have been better in all honesty! Thank you for reminding me to drink water, and I’m going to do so right now once I finish this sentence. Doing it. And done!
Also yes, you most certainly can! But I’d like to clear some things up real quick, I know that currently Joyboy does not have an official design. So based off some old fanart, I’ve saw of him that made me fall for him.
I personally headcanon him to be a giant (or at least just really tall) with a big black beard, long black hair, having a dad body, and having quite a bit of body hair. So until proven otherwise, this is how I will see him. I hope you don’t mind!
Now before I start rambling about things, and getting side-tracked! Let’s get to it!
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Transformation, Clinginess, Being Trapped for Eternity, Noncon Mention, Being Treated like You’re Crazy, Body Horror (?), Attempted Coercion into Pregnancy
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Okay so let’s imagine that you’re playing a crane game, you’re trying to win this really fluffy stuffed animal that looks really appealing. It doesn’t matter where you are, you’re playing the game regardless.
But when it goes to drop the plush into the prize slot, it gets stuck right on the edge of it. You’re annoyed of course as it was so close!
You get a brilliant idea though, and reach right on up the prize slot. It’s within grabbing range, and you did win it. No harm done!
The fuzz from the plush just barely brushes against your fingers before you feel something grab your wrist tightly. You try to fight it as it pulls you with tremendous strength, but it won’t let go.
Suddenly you’re being pulled into the machine, you sit atop the giant pile of plushies for less than a second before you’re pulled down into them. You have no idea what has you, or how this pile goes so deep.
But soon? You’re reach the bottom, and good news! Your wrist is free! But bad news, you’re falling from up in the clouds down to an island.
Your first reaction is screaming cause “Holy shit! I’m gonna die!”, and there is no second reaction until you feel yourself be caught. You cautiously open your eyes, and you’re staring at a giant plush.
He seems so happy to see you as he holds you like you’re a bride.
“There you are, Sunshine! I’ve been looking all over for you!”
I think you’d probably be too shocked to really say anything as you look around. Everything is made out of some kind of material used for sewing except for the sun which almost looks like a lightbulb and… Is the sky a quilt?
In all honesty, it probably feels like you stepped right into some kind of children’s television show… But your brain is going a mile a minute as it tries to process everything, you probably can’t even hear Joyboy trying to talk to you.
“Sunshine? Can you hear me at all? Hey… I’m talking to you… Sunshine?”
When your brain eventually does process everything, you pass right out in Joyboy’s arms. He’s not bothered though, this just saves him from having to deal with you freaking out about things.
It’s what everyone does after all when they’re pulled to this world! And although he did choose you to take, he is happy that he doesn’t have to deal with the typical “Where am I?! What the fuck is going on?!” sort of stuff. At least not yet anyways.
So Joyboy will take you back to his home. He’ll set up a fake scene, he’ll change your clothes to one of his shirts as a nightgown, and lay you down in his bed with a wet washcloth on your forehead.
Honest to god, he loves how you look in his bed! The size difference between the two of you just makes it so cute! Your small human body in his bed that’s meant to accommodate his big plush body.
Maybe he’ll have some time with you… Just to ensure that the scene is far more believable when you wake up… Some physical soreness never hurt anyone…
As a result when you wake up, you’ll feel an incredible soreness like you’ve been stretched to hell and back. So you start to sit up only for the washcloth to fall into your lap, you’re so confused until the man himself enters.
He puts on a facade about how happy he is that you’re finally awake, as he was starting to grow worried about you. And you understandably freak out because “Giant talking plush man!!”.
Joyboy will feign surprise, and then severe worry because “Don’t you remember me, Sunshine? Shh, it’s okay!! It’s me, your husband!! Joyboy!! You know I’m a plush man!!”.
Once Joyboy has managed to calm you down enough, he’ll lie to you and tell you that you’ve had a horrible fever the past few days. You’ve been unconscious for the past week with a high temperature.
He’ll claim that your high temperatures must have affected your brain, and caused amnesia. He knows that he’s lying his ass off, and he doesn’t care.
And if you try to bring up that you’re a human, and you’re not from a world where the sun is not a sun shaped lightbulb? He’ll agree that yeah, you are different from plush people but he has no clue what a “human” is. Is that what you’ve decided to call whatever you are?
As for the other world, he brushes it off as “Oh you were dreaming, sunshine! What else would the sun be? A ball of gas?”.
You can try to argue all that you want with this man, it’s not gonna work. Eventually he’ll tell you to just get some rest as you still must be loopy, he’ll show you around tomorrow to jog your memory.
There’s no room for you to fight back as he interrupts you as soon as you speak. Until you finally agree to rest, or sleep.
In the morning, he gives you food and you’re thankful that the food is at least normal. Joyboy is smiling the entire time that you eat, he claims that it’s because he’s so glad your appetite is back.
In actuality, he knows that since your body is allowing you to eat plush world food instead of completely rejecting it. It’s a sign that you’re becoming trapped here with him.
Maybe he’ll try to take a tiny bit of off of your plate for himself, but just a tiny bit. And he laughs quite heartily when he gets caught, something about it just brings him so much happiness for some reason.
Eventually once you’re finished eating, he’ll pick you up in the palm of his plush hand. He’ll take you outside, and to all the places that he claims he used to take you. The place where you had your first date, where you first met, your favorite spot to sit and relax with him, the absolute best place to find the tastiest plush world food.
Each time he’ll ask “Do you remember this place?”, and when you don’t. He’ll tell you all sorts of stories about the things that you and him have done here together, it doesn’t sound the most convincing but he won’t allow you to claim that it didn’t happen.
And if you try to then he’ll take on a somewhat dark tone as he tells you that it did happen. You just don’t remember right now, and that you should stop saying that it didn’t.
He’ll even take you around to meet everyone that he knows. Zunesha, Emeth, even his dad! Nika! (Personal Headcanon). Each, and every single one of them will back Joyboy up on what he’s saying. Every little bit of it.
None of them will believe you either about the world that you came from. Saying that you have some crazy fever dreams… A world where people don’t bleed stuffing, and everyone has skin instead of fabric? Absolutely crazy! What will you come up with next?
Honestly though, you know what’s supposed to be right. And you’re determined to get home even though you fell from the sky.
Joyboy might be big, but you heavily doubt that he’ll help you get home with the way he’s acting towards you. You could try, and ask his friends or Dad if you got desperate enough.
But he won’t let you out of his sight. “Wherever you go, I go!”, he’d gleefully say when you try to use the bathroom. Or try to do quite literally anything…
Plus do you really think that Nika is gonna help his son’s darling get away from him? Yeah, I think not… He’ll probably immediately tell Joyboy everything then you are so fucked…
Imagine the visual of this giant plush man looming over you, and looking less than pleased. It doesn’t matter if he’s a plush animal, or if he’s just a plush version of himself, I still feel like that would be scary.
So probably best to not say anything as Nika will rat you out in a heartbeat, and any of his friends might do the exact same thing.
Best to come up with a plan of escape on your own. I feel like he’d definitely notice if you were doing it on your daily outings, so it’s best to do it while he’s sleeping. I feel like he’d snore very loudly too, so unless you can sleep through that then best to make plans while you can’t sleep.
It’s not there’s anything else to do. As if you try to get out of bed then he’ll wake up. Joyboy will go from dead sleep to wide awake “where are you going?” “uhhh… Thirsty…?” “Oh I’ll come with you… I’m kinda thirsty too…” Then it’ll be right back to bed. Also if you’re wondering “Couldn’t I just ask to sleep in a different room?” then the answer is no… You could request earplugs if you want though, but I doubt that’ll block it.
Might be quite surreal to see a plush person eat or drink in all honesty…
Anywho… So honestly I feel like once you’re in plush world, you can’t get out unless you can somehow manage to find someone or something to fly you out of the sky quilt before you’re cemented here…
You’re likely stuck here forever then, and once this sets in for you. That’s when things start, you’ll begin to notice that your skin feels different… Like fabric…
When Joyboy takes you out on outings with him to show you around, and walk to all of his favorite places in the wilderness, the lightbulb sun will actually start to start to feel like actual sunlight. Those plush birds will sound more like birds instead of voice boxes.
Joyboy will notice all of these changes in your behavior as you look around for what you were sure was a non-plush bird. He knows that you’re going to be cemented into this world soon.
So that’s when he starts showing you all these new places, he’ll take you to this nice spot out in the wilderness saying his parents brought him here when he was a kid. He loved it, and he hopes that he’ll be able to share that with his own kids someday.
If you try to brush him off with those comments then he’ll probably get more direct. Telling you things like “You know, Sunshine… We should have a baby soon…” and “It’d be so nice to have your belly sewing together a little one for us…”
Does it make you uncomfortable especially when he rubs your belly? Probably yes… Does he care? No…
I feel like Joyboy would be one of the Yandere’s that has a somewhat low chance of forcing themselves onto you. Like every Yandere has their limit before they do, Joyboy is willing to wait for quite a long time though to fill you with whatever is cum for plush people.
And one day when you’re getting changed, or taking a shower or something. That’s when you’ll see it. Your skin is turning plush.
Could be patchwork, could be fuzz, could be anything really… Regardless your skin is becoming fabric…
Try and pull it off? Not coming off, and it’s slowly spreading across your body. Of course you panic, and the sound of it alerts Joyboy.
If he’s not in the room (unlikely) then he’ll come running, and if he is then he’ll whip around or throw the shower curtain open to see you.
And once he does, he’ll groan a little “Sunshine, you made me think that something horrible was happening!” “Something horrible is happening!! My skin is turning plush!!” “That’s great, not horrible! Now you’re just like me instead of… What did you call it? Hue-van?”
Regardless of what you say, Joyboy will watch as the plush slowly creeps along your body. Imagine if his touch accelerated it too?
So you have him poking at the fabric occasionally while chuckling, you try to smack his hands away and he just keeps doing it. All until the plush fully consumes you.
You’re no longer a human, and you’ll be inanimate for a good bit as your insides transform. Once it’s all finished, you’ll be a plush person just like everyone else in this world.
Now you couldn’t leave even if you found a way to get past the sky quilt, you’re stuck here for all eternity now…
Joyboy will help you up onto your feet, and assist you with getting used to your new body. He’ll watch you as you stumble about on plush legs with a chuckle.
“Is it really that hard getting used to new legs, sunshine? You don’t have to learn if it’s really that hard, I’ll carry you around everywhere…”
He’ll do it too, don’t think that he won’t…
Maybe after a few years, Joyboy will have conveniently forgotten that you used to be a… What was it again? A Hue-van? Or was it a Mew-Band? Blue-can? Sew-blan? It doesn’t matter…
But for right now, he’ll enjoy your new plush form and relish in the fact that you’re here to stay now…
In more ways than one too! As now that you’re a plush person, you can far more easily accommodate his size…
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Okay, so I wanted to share this about something that me and a friend of mine do. A friend of mine, and I usually get together and watch movies together.
When we do, we always make up some kind of scenario for fun. It’s almost always complete and utter nonsense, and doesn’t make sense but we find it quite fun! And there’s one of these that is my absolute favorite
It’s Wall-E, but with Garling! And I wanted to share some things about it with you all! I hope that you don’t mind!
Please keep in mind though that this is absolute nonsense, and very likely does NOT make any sense…
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Scenarios That Don’t Make Any Sense, Mischaracterization, Apocalyptic Setting, Bitchass Celestial Dragons, Almost Dying, Misunderstandings
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PLEASE DO NOT GO INTO THIS EXPECTING ANYTHING GOOD
IT’S COMPLETE NONSENSE AND NOTHING ABOUT IT LIKELY MAKES ANY SENSE
Okay, so basically we always change quite a bit about the setting to make it fit with our scenario. In this case, it isn’t a typical apocalypse from trash and things.
I have this OC named Ophelia who is Queen of the Fairies. She’s also the S/O of the Gorosei, and her bad ending is them betraying her causing her to seal off her island to protect the fairies. She also makes everyone forget fairies exist.
So for this scenario, we changed it to a hypothetical where the fairies fought back. They slowly overtook the One Piece world, and many people escaped due to Vegapunk. Most of which being Celestial Jackwagons though…
The people left behind were captured by the fairies, some were put into like these stasis cocoons to keep them out of the way. Some were killed, and others were put to work for the fairies.
This work was to clean up, and get rid of things relating to people that weren’t fairies. Each fairy worker as well bears like this glowing tattoo on their arm to indicate that they’re working so a fairy doesn’t cocoon them by mistake, and animals leave them alone.
Okay so in the scenario that we did. Wall-E was a character of mine known as Esther, but I’ll change that while I explain it, and say it’s you. Sound good? Okay.
So basically you’re a fairy worker, and you’ve been collecting small little non-fairy things to keep inside of your home. Your home moves every night due to a regular natural disaster that sweeps through the area every night.
Because the fairies control the weather and the balance of nature, it’s caused by them. They do value you as a worker, so they always alert you when the storm is coming by making your tattoo glow brighter in advance.
One day though, something happens as something arrives in the world. It’s a big spaceship, and it drops off something. This person is in kind of like a hazmat suit almost to protect from fairy related powers like dust, and magic pollen.
This person almost kills you when you make a sound, and you wind up having to retreat. This person is Figarland Garling, and you’re really interested by him so despite the danger. You’re following him about.
Garling was sent back to the world of One Piece alongside a bunch of other Holy Knights in order to see if it was safe to return. How they would do this is that they would attempt to seek out any sort of proof that they could return.
You almost die a few more times while following Garling about, but you always live. As you follow him, you see him become more and more angry too with his inability to find anything.
Man legit goes on a rampage at one point after being caught in a fairy trap like a lot and I mean a lot of forest destroyed. Despite this though, you never really leave him alone as you’re always watching from nearby somewhere.
After the closest encounter with death that you have with Garling, he realizes that you aren’t a fairy but a human. He realizes that he could get some use out of you, so you talk for a bit then when the storm hits. You rush him into your home.
Of course after a bit of explanation, you let him stay with you. You even show him all of your little trinkets to see if it can help him. None can, and he’ll never admit that he’s enjoying himself.
He even gets a small bit too excited at one point, and accidentally hurts you pretty badly. You show him it’s fine though after dousing the injury in a healing potion that the fairies gave you.
You two spend a lot of time together, and even watch a little movie that you have. Once it’s finished, you show Garling exactly what he wants to see. Proof that people can return.
Non-Fairy Plant Life
Basically fairies have their own type of plants, and things. It’s what’s currently covering a lot of the One Piece world, so finding Non-Fairy Plant Life is kind of a big deal.
Garling’s suit undergoes protocol upon him finding it which is to seal it inside of a little compartment in the suit then put him into stasis. That way, the fairies leave him alone as they think he’s cocooned, and the proof is undamaged.
You have absolutely no clue what’s going on, so you kind of abandon your duties as a fairy worker to care for Garling in this state. So much happens, and you’re in so much danger at some points. Despite everything though, you stay by his side.
Honestly you do try to be romantic with him too like holding his hand, but the suit is meant to keep him in a certain position so he crushes your hand when the suit corrects his position.
Soon enough the spaceship comes to retrieve Garling while you have no choice, but to get back to work as the fairies are getting upset with you.
Also if you’re wondering who the cockroach pet that Wall-E has is, it’s just a little mutt dog you found. So you tell the dog to stay put as you chase after the ship, you manage to hold onto it as it takes off.
The fairy magic from your tattoo is keeping you safe as the ship leaves atmosphere. The ship returns to the main ship. There are a bunch of smaller ships out there for people, that’s where Vegapunk is with the other punks. This story takes place on the main ship though where the bitchass dragons live.
So each of the returning Holy Knights are examined, and cleaned. You manage to sneak into the lineup, and remain undetected somehow. Garling is seen to have proof that it’s safe to go back.
Alarms raise, Garling is now in transport to the Gorosei. He’s still in stasis, and you get to see the world that the Celestial Dragons have been living in. The two humans as well that Wall-E meets in the movie, we decided are Doflamingo’s parents like this is how they met.
So typical things happen, you go with Garling to meet the Gorosei who have slept in.
They were fucked by Ophelia’s fairy magic a long time ago due to betraying her, it’s caused them some brain fog that’s decreased into general loopiness. We did that to make them fit the role of the captain, and to have the movies villain make sense.
It isn’t Imu, it’s just an AI. Meant to help people pilot the ships, it was turned on to help the Gorosei do their jobs. It doesn’t want the people to return back to their world though because it thinks that’ll be straight up death so it’s decided to take complete control.
Anyways the meeting from the movie happens. Garling turns out to not have the plant, he’s thinking he dropped it somewhere so he’s looking around. His frustration grows when he sees you’re here.
He checks you to see if you have it. Even to the point of looking in your clothes, and hair. Of course, he can’t find it. It's believed that his suit is malfunctioning. So the Gorosei send him down to the med bay for examination, and treatment as if his suit is malfunctioning then who knows what could be on him…
You’re also found during this time, the Gorosei also have you sent to be cleaned and examined. They would kill you, but the fact that you have a fairy tattoo is enough to make them keep you. You could be useful for research purposes after all.
So you and Garling are both taken to the med bay. You’re in the waiting room while Garling is checked out first, you look around at all of the people around you. Mostly Holy Knights.
Everyone’s looks very intimidating, and/or creepy because Celestial Jackwagons so you’re pretty uncomfortable.
Garling is undergoing typical examination protocol to see if anything fairy related got to him while he was out there. Through the frosted glass though, it looks like Garling is being brutally tortured.
That brings panic of course because “Oh shit!!”, and you want to save him. You get up out of your chair, and chaos ensures as you get into the treatment area. Thinking Garling really is being tortured, you snatch up his sword from where it’s sitting.
Things go in slow motion as you unsheathe it, Garling tries to stop you as he rushes forwards. Only for you to damage something with his weapon. If you thought things were bad before, they’re worse now.
A picture is taken of Garling snatching his sword back from you, and putting it back. It looks like he’s unsheathing it though so the picture makes him look aggressive. You, and him are now branded as criminals on the ship.
Garling’s pissed, but he doesn’t kill you. You both run out of there, but Garling has officially had enough of you.
He drags you to an escape pod, and sets it to take you home. You don’t wanna go as you feel bad for what you did, and want to help him fix it. But he isn’t having it.
Soon something happens though as one of the AI’s little worker drones enters, Garling and you hide to avoid trouble. You watch as the drone turns out to have the Non-Fairy Plant.
Garling watches in surprise at this. The little drone gets the escape pod ready for take off, and Garling is about to rush in to grab the plant when he sees you’ve already done it.
He tries to snatch you out only for the escape pod to take off with you, and the plant inside. Garling quickly puts his suit back on, and rushes out there to give chase.
You of course have no idea how to work the pod so you start pressing buttons to make it stop. So many things happen until you manage to accidentally start a self destruct sequence, this is bad and Garling has no idea what’s happening as he chases the pod.
He just thinks you’re freaking out for no reason until the damn thing explodes. He’s in absolute shock as he stares at what used to be the pod, he doesn’t know what to think. He tries to go closer only to see you zoom past him using a fire extinguisher to push yourself.
Today just keeps getting weirder in Garling’s opinion, he does chase after you though. You try to push back to him, and you go right past each other.
“Hold on, I’ll come to you!” and you slowly push yourself back towards him using the fire extinguisher. You accidentally spray him with it once you’re close enough.
He’s a bit irritated by that, and about to shout at you as everything is boiling up. The Non-Fairy Plant aka the Proof might haven just been destroyed too now that he really thinks about it.
“Wait, wait! Look!” and you pull out the Proof. Perfectly unharmed. It’s safe enough to say that Garling is surprised, but that surprise quickly turns to happiness as he takes it. He stores it inside of his suit, and doesn’t get put into stasis this time
Afterwards Garling is so overjoyed by this that he can’t stop himself, he hugs you tight as you’ve saved his reputation with the Gorosei and even risked your own life to get it for him.
He kisses you through the glass of his suit without even realizing what he’s doing, your lips didn’t actually touch but it’s enough to make you beet red as he lets you go causing you to float away.
Garling tells you to come with him, to deliver the non-fairy plant to the Gorosei together. You try to, but you’re kind of losing control of the fire extinguisher causing you to accidentally get blasted away from him.
He sighs, but he chases after you. What begins as just a chase turns into just having fun as you both fly about the outside of the ship. Even being spotted by Doflamingo and Corazon’s Mother who watches you both fly with the man that eventually becomes her husband.
The two of you are having quite a lot of fun as you fly about together. Meanwhile inside the Gorosei are using the information loaded on the ship to learn all about fairies, their culture and their ways of life. How they keep the balance of nature, how they control the elements.
All of it is fascinating to them, and they start to think back to Ophelia. How heartbroken she was when they betrayed her, the things that she used to for them out of pure love, how she trusted them…
The AI tries to get them to sleep as it’s late, but when it leaves. They completely ignore it, and continue researching things about fairies. During this, they even start to miss her and feel a small bit of regret about what they did.
Once your fire extinguisher completely runs out, Garling catches you and takes you back inside of the ship with him while carrying you bridal style. There are people on the lookout everywhere for you and him.
Garling realizes that you can’t go together as it’s too dangerous, and has a heavy risk of you being found so he hides you. He commands you to stay put.
He heads straight up to the Gorosei, the five of them are just finishing up learning about fairy culture when he busts in. They’re about to call for Garling’s removal, and arrest only for him to produce the non-fairy plant from his suit.
They take it, and they’re surprised that it actually did exist. Once the surprise wears off, they realize that it’s possible to return now.
Immediately Garling is practically bombarded with questions about what the world is like now, but before Garling can answer any. They decide to see for themselves so they hit a button, a little device drops from the ceiling and sticks itself onto Garling’s suit.
It starts to project what he’s seen, all of it. It shows the Gorosei exactly how the fairies have overtaken their world, how entire towns have been overtaken by plants and how the fairies seem to be wiping out every trace of non-fairy life.
The stasis cocoons, the storms, how some people are being used as cleaners.
It’s something that leaves them unknowing of what to say. This doesn’t look anything like what they learned about. They know that the fairies chased a lot of people off of the world, but they didn’t expect anything like this…
“This is madness… Aren’t fairies meant to keep balance?” “Everything is overgrown… I can’t even tell those are buildings…” “How could they do something like this?”
As Garling’s suit starts to replay the movie that you showed him, they all look at it. The movie is showing a big fairy dance. They’re enjoying this sight at least, and they look at the Non-Fairy Plant.
“Somehow despite everything, you still managed to persist and survive… Even in an environment that was hostile to you…”
When the plant starts to die, that’s a cause for alarm. So they rush off to get it some water as Garling watches the recording from his suit.
The footage from Garling’s suit reaches when it put him into stasis. He sees how you worried about him, and how you took care of him. Hid him from fairies, and kept him safe.
He almost feels a little touched as he watches you struggle to care for him while he was like that.
Meanwhile outside, you’re getting pretty worried about him and can’t wait anymore so you leave your hiding spot. It is dangerous to go up normally, you know that so you get an idea to crawl up the garbage shoot.
I realize that I forgot to mention the little cleaning robot guy up until this. I think his name is Mo, but in this version. He’s one of Garling’s guard dogs (headcanon of mine) specifically the leader of them which is a Pomeranian. He’s pursuing you not just because you’re dirty, but because his master clearly has some kind of connection you. So he’s following you because he thinks that’s what he should do.
So the little Pomeranian who I’ll call Pom has managed to catch up with you because your shoes are tracking dirt everywhere that you go. He’s following you, and trying to keep up with you only for your dirt trail to lead him to the garbage shoot.
Meanwhile back up there, the Gorosei have managed to get the plant some water. It’s starting to look not as dead, and they’re relieved. They realize that the plant just like most things needs someone to treat it with kindness and care, so it won’t die from cruelty.
After a realization that kindness and care is required. The five of them make the decision to return to earth, they run the decision by Imu and they agree to return. However when they command the AI to return them home, it refuses and tries to take the Non-Fairy Plant.
They guard it with their lives, and demand to know why the AI won’t take them back to their world.
It decides to explain that returning would be a death sentence, the fairies can’t be reasoned with, and their Queen has lost her mind. They won’t hesitate to kill the arriving people. Non-Fairy life can’t be sustained anyways on that world.
They argue with it showing that the non-fairy plant is proof. The AI simply says that they’re still under the effects of the Queen’s magic, and don’t know what they’re talking about.
Proceed to a fight within the room that results in the little drone from earlier getting the plant. The Gorosei order Garling to take it back, and he quickly whips out his sword to do so. He attempts to strike the drone down only for it to throw it into the open garbage shoot.
Garling tries to chase it, but his suit is put into stasis by the AI.
They all think it’s lost until they hear “Ow!!”, and suddenly the plant is back. It landed on your head as you climb up the garbage shoot, the relief has swept through the room.
The AI tries to rush forwards, and take it from you, you’re fighting with it as you try to keep the plant safe. Eventually the AI gets tired of this, and upon seeing your fairy tattoo decides you must be disposed of immediately.
Cue a piece of metal being shoved directly into your chest, and releasing a powerful continuous electric shock. It leaves you sparking and convulsing, this is a pretty horrifying sight as once it’s over. The AI just pushes you into the garbage shoot like trash.
“Fairy virus cleansed, and disposed of…”
The Gorosei are pretty shocked as the AI just killed a person, and not only that but they lost the plant which is their far bigger priority. The Gorosei try to take back control from the AI, but it locks them in their rooms.
Afterwards it disposes of Garling down the garbage shoot as well to be disposed of. Garling’s suit breaks when he hits the bottom causing stasis to be deactivated, he wakes up and throws it off in anger.
He looks around for you, and winds up finding you about to be thrown out the airlock into space alongside a bunch of trash. Garling rushes in, and tries to pull you out but you’re really stuck in there.
The doors are about to close, but he refuses to abandon you. So he’s struggling, and struggling then just as the doors are about to close. Pom shows up.
It manages to wedge itself between the doors causing them to stop as there’s a blockage. Garling is able to free you, grab Pom, and get out of the airlock. Once you’re all safe, he sets you down. He sees that you’re injured, and looks closely at it.
It’s really bad… Garling doesn’t know what to do, but you pull out the plant… He doesn’t care about that right now so he tosses it aside for the time being…
Only for you to weakly move over to it, you pick it up and hobble back to give it to him again… Garling is speechless as you’re near death, and trying to help him…
So he starts looking around frantically for anything that can help you. Bandages, medicine, anything but it’s all trash. As he’s doing this, the Pom settles itself in your lap. You try to pet it, but it stops you. It licks your hand clean first then allows you to pet it.
Garling can’t find anything to help you, he gets angry only to realize that you had those healing potions back in your home. He knows he won’t find one here so they need to get back there.
He quickly picks both you and the Pom up, he holds you with one arm and whips his sword out.
“…Wh-Where… are we… going?” “Back to your home…”
Garling busts his way out of the trash disposal area, he’s dirty as all hell and looks like absolute shit, but he doesn’t care. He rushes through the hallways striking down anything that gets in his way without a second thought.
He even gets caught on camera doing so making his picture appear everywhere as a dangerous criminal.
When you run into trouble, Garling slices his way through it without any hesitation. He intends to get back to the Gorosei, destroy that AI, and get to your home. Once you manage to get out into the main part of the ship, all the screens pop up with a message from Saturn.
He’s managed to broadcast himself from his room, he explains the situation and tells Garling exactly where he should go. They’ll handle everything that needs to be done, but Garling needs to head to a specific area and put the plant in the little compartment when it pops up.
The connection is cut off after this, Saturn knows the AI is coming so he gets ready. The AI pops into his room, and looks around for him. It can’t find him so “Saint Saturn?”.
As soon as it says this, Saturn ambushes it and starts fighting with it to take back control. He does manage to overpower it briefly, and free the others as they rush to the main room where all of the ships functions are handled.
Ethanbaron, Shepherd, and Warcury are handling the AI while Saturn and Marcus both try to get the ship ready for transport. They manage to do so, and hit a button that gets the passengers ready for transport alongside signals to the other ships that it’s time to head home.
Everyone on the ship is transported to one area. The confusion is immense amongst everyone as they don’t know what’s happening.
Garling arrives with you, and he starts looking around for it. He finds it, and rushes there pushing through people. He’s knocking over quite a few people, but he couldn’t give two shits in all honesty.
He gets to the compartment, but just as he’s about to take the plant from you and put it in. The ship suddenly starts tilting heavily as the AI is doing anything to keep the plant out.
Garling loses his footing, and lets go of the plant to hold onto you tightly. A lot of people as well are falling too, they’re sliding across the floor and getting bunched up in certain areas as it’s too slanted to be able to walk properly.
You and the Pom are set down somewhere safe, and Garling rushes into the crowd to find the plant. He’s looking around everywhere as everyone slides down, and bumps into him as they go.
With the tilted ship, the AI is able to shake off the Gorosei and try to shut down heading to earth. The compartment begins to close, and you see it so you stumble to your feet and try to hold it open until the plant is found, but it’s difficult.
As you’re doing this, everyone except you and Garling have fallen down. Doflamingo and Corazon’s mother and father have even managed to cushion the slide of a good few babies who were falling.
Garling is still seeking the plant until he hears something, something big and heavy is starting to fall. He watches it for a moment before seeing that it’s going to very brutally crush a lot of the people who are bunched together.
So he rushes for it, and manages to catch it just before it makes a collision. He’s pushing against it, and trying his best to move it to where it won’t crush anyone but it’s too heavy plus there’s no real place that he can move it too as it’ll just fall again.
He tries to shout for the Gorosei to get the ship back to normal already as he hopes that they’ll hear him. The Gorosei would, but they’re struggling themselves.
Meanwhile the AI pulls up live footage of what’s blocking the compartment from closing, it sees you and it begins to grow angry. It presses the button harder, and harder as it watches you struggle to hold it up.
It presses the button so hard that it breaks, and when it does. That’s when your foot slips, and you’re crushed. Garling can see it from where he is, and he’s horrified beyond belief. He nearly drops the thing to run to you.
The Gorosei can see the footage from where they are so they push themselves, they get up and manage to completely destroy the AI. They announce that they’re officially back in control, and the AI has been shut down permanently.
The ship is put back to normal allowing Garling to finally let go of the heavy object, he vaults over it and rushes to check on you. You’re still crushed between the compartment and the floor. The Gorosei can’t raise it as the button is broken.
“FIND THAT PLANT!!”
His voice booms. No one wants to go against him so everyone starts searching, and once they do find it. It’s passed from person to person to get it to Garling faster. Once it’s there, he shoves it into the small crevice. It scans it, and registers it as valid proof.
The compartment pops back out, and you look absolutely awful. Your bones are broken, you’re bloody beyond belief. He isn’t even sure if you’re still alive, but he and Pom don’t leave your side…
Even as the Gorosei announce that everyone should brace themselves for a return to their world. It’s a fast travel that knocks everyone off of their feet, the force from it is incredible as Garling lays himself over you to protect you.
When the ship returns to the world, they’re the first ones to make it back. The ship lands, and disembarks with your little dog friend watching from your home as it does.
People start to come off, and look at the fairy plants that have overtaken everything. Everyone is a bit shocked to see this sight, but Garling shoves his way through the crowd.
He dashes with you and Pom back to your home. He reaches it, and sets you down. He goes through each of your shelves, and starts pouring every single drop of every healing potion that he can find onto you.
Your injuries do start to close and heal. Garling is panicking for the first time in his life as he does this. By the end of it, you’re absolutely soaked but you’re all better. Garling is worried that you might be dead, he calls your name and sees you start to breathe.
The relief has swept over him, but he quickly notices that something is wrong. You’re staring blankly ahead, and your fairy tattoo seems to have increased in size.
He’s worried about you. So he tries to ask if you’re alright. No response.
He gets some of your collected items, and tries to show them to you to get you to react like “Look how fast I can solve this cube thing you have! …Now you try, I promise you can’t beat my time…” but nothing.
As he’s looking for more things to show you, he hears a sound only to turn around and see that you’re getting rid of your collected items. Like you’re now just a mindless fairy worker. Don’t think that he didn’t try to stop you as Garling did, but it was no use. You walked right outside after you were done, you almost stepped on your little dog friend too.
You walked outside, and started doing your job as the Holy Knights looked on. Garling soon comes out and follows you, he watches you for a bit before grabbing you.
You’re forced to face him, he shouts your name to get you to react then louder when you don’t. All that happens is that you stare blankly, Garling is starting to lose hope and starts to realize that he’s lost you.
Despair comes over him as he takes your hand, he touches his forehead to yours hoping for a miracle. He presses a small kiss to your lips before he starts to turn away to leave you.
But when he feels you grab his hand, he looks back. You’re still staring blankly, but you blink. Once, twice, thrice… Squint…
“…Garling?”
Proceed to him being absolutely overjoyed at this. He holds you tight like he’s afraid that you’re going to disappear, he confesses that he’s fallen in love with you during your time together.
Honestly considering how strong he is, I wouldn’t be surprised if it feels like he’s crushing your bones into dust as he hugs you…
Despite that though, you’re happy to know that he shares your feelings. However joy turns to surprise when you see how filthy he is.
“Garling! You’re… You’re absolutely filthy!” “It’s actually not that bad… I can always shower later… Besides I’d rather stay with you for the time being…”
Even Pom, and your little dog friend are having a tiny bit of a moment. Not anything too romantic, but like a sort of “Hey, I’m Pom” sorta side eye, you get me?
Anyways the romantic moment is cut short when fairies come to investigate what’s going on, Ophelia is among them. Everyone is getting on high alert, some are afraid and the Holy Knights are getting ready to fight.
Garling even moves you behind him as he’s prepared to protect you or die trying.
It’s about to be an absolute all out war when… The Gorosei exit the ship, they ask to speak with Ophelia and she commands the fairies to stand ready as she lands.
Much to Ophelia’s surprise, each of them bow to her. A sight that she has never seen before, so she’s more willing to listen to them.
Each of them take turns giving their most heartfelt apologies for betraying her back then. Like anything that you think they’d say, they’re probably saying it.
The entire time, Ophelia is appearing unaffected by all of this as she simply stares.
Once they’ve finished speaking, she asks if they’re done. They confirm, and she decides to allow them all to return back to the One Piece world.
But demands that things change with Bitchass Celestial Dragons. She also tells them that if they try to do what they did before then she will ensure that they suffer the worst fates she can think of.
The five of them are relieved as Ophelia tells her soldiers to stand down. Multiple of the other ships start coming down, and landing as well that are full of Non-Celestial Jackwagons who managed to escape.
The ending credits start to roll, and shows all sorts of sequences of people returning to life in the One Piece World. Like someone walking up to their house covered in fairy plant life, and fairies pushing it back for them.
Other things are like…
Garling, and the Holy Knights cutting people out of stasis cocoons. Fairy tattoos being removed from everyone who had them including you. Pom and your dog friend running across an island full of Non-Fairy Plant Life. Celestial Dragons being forced to accept changes.
And the very last one being you, and Garling sitting underneath a tree together which is revealed to have sprouted from the Proof.
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I was looking through your Please Read post and am really interested about both the Love Apocalypse and Mysterious Forest Au’s.
Would the love apocalypse be in a more modern setting?
If it weren’t how do you think that would work in the world of One Piece? I had some idea forming but I feel like the execution would require some finagling. Would defiantly be harder to try and get away though if you’re stuck on a ship.
Oh now I’m wondering is it air born? Would it be in the water? Maybe some sort of weapon that the World Government was testing and it turned into this?
Also I know I said I was also interesting in the Mysterious Forest Au but that one feels a bit more self explanatory. No less fun though. I really love all the Au’s you come up with.
Thank you so much for the compliments, dear! I really appreciate it!
A lot of the concepts for my AU’s actually just come out of nowhere while I’m zoning out, and thinking about things that I enjoy. Like hell, Mystical Forest is a combination of the game Darkwood, Cinderella, and the part of me that’s a severe monster fucker
I don’t remember how I came up with Love Apocalypse though, I don’t even remember when I got that idea to be completely honest. Maybe it was from watching too many MLP Infection AU’s... But regardless, it’s a fun AU and I enjoy it!
Anywho I’m starting to ramble so allow me to start answering your questions, dear!
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People Becoming Zombies, A Plague Being Released on the World, Bug Bite Mention, Island Being Destroyed, Islands in Chaos, Implied Death
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“Would Love Apocalypse be set in modern day?”
It could go either way in all honesty. It could be set in modern day, or it could be set in the normal One Piece world.
I do personally set it in modern day when I think about it a lot of the time, but there’s absolutely no reason why the scenario couldn’t be set in the normal One Piece world either.
So the answer is both depending on scenario.
“Is it airborne? Is it in the water?”
Typically when I do play with the concept, it’s kind of like a zombie virus sort of thing. One person gets it then kisses someone to spread it.
However I never really wondered how the virus spreads further if the love zombies typically stay in their own groups. So I guess it could be airborne, or in the water.
Maybe it’s like standing next to someone who has a fever though? Stay next to the infected person for too long or touch them too much, and it’ll cause you to get sick too.
Maybe it stays dormant for a while too so you don’t even realize that you’re spreading it until it’s too late, and you’ve already infected a good amount of people.
“What caused this?”
I’m pretty sure that you asked this question, and even if you didn’t, it’s probably still a good idea to answer it!
So I did do some thinking, and I did come to an idea of what might have caused this. Let’s take a patient zero, and let’s call them Heart. Heart likes to go exploring, and they explore anywhere that they can.
Heart goes somewhere that they’ve never gone before, and finds a mysterious plant that they’ve never seen before. The plant releases a pink almost glittery powder upon being touched, Heart breathes it in.
Smells good! Heart could uproot the plant, and take it home but even if he doesn’t then they still go home. Heart goes around his island for the next few days not realizing what they have, they hang out with people and do all this stuff which unknowing infects people.
Heart starts to develop symptoms after a week, and eventually becomes Patient Zero aka the first Love Zombie. Before this happened, all the people who were unknowingly infected have gone off island or interacted with others.
Boom! Worldwide Love Plague!
There also is another way though too, and I had an idea. It was that this little extinct race of bugs known as Love Bugs appear. Maybe they were revived via science, or maybe they were thought to be extinct.
Either way being bit by one turns you into a Love Zombie. Personally as much as I do like Love Bugs. Typically those concepts are more permanent for a story like “I have to get away from them, and find a cure before they give me a Love Bug to be bitten by!”
So the Love Apocalypse’s true cause is the plant scenario.
“How would the concept work in the One Piece world?”
Okay so I’ve never been good at answering questions like this. My sincerest of apologies, so I’ll try my best to do so. I’ll probably wind up messing it up though, so bear with me.
I feel like it would be pretty hard for people to avoid it no matter how it spreads, Marie Geoise has definitely been quarantined like no one is getting in unless it’s an absolute emergency. Anyone who leaves isn’t getting back in either.
And just like always, the world government is leaving the rest of the world to fend for themselves until a cure is found or something happens. The island where the plant was found is probably wiped off the face of the earth for good measure.
Of course that doesn’t stop anything, and a bunch of other islands are infected. Can’t destroy them all. So a lot of islands do go into lockdown too, or try to.
I feel like Egghead Island goes under pretty serious quarantine protocols, they do have a few Love Zombies to examine and take samples from. That way, there is hope for a way to fix this entirely.
Pirates and Marines would probably be the most affected by this in all honesty, they stay on ships a lot. If one person comes back to the ship infected then it’s gonna probably spread like wildfire. It’s probably the time when you’ll see very few Marine ships out on patrol, and traveling. Probably less pirates too.
Some islands might even become so afraid of the Love Apocalypse that they might start even trying to get rid of anyone that they suspect is infected. Lock em up, kill em, banish em. Anything just to ensure that it doesn’t spread.
Smaller islands or islands with very little population are probably the safest. Like you might not find a trace of it in a place like Syrup Village, or Foosha Village. Assuming no visitors come by, that is.
Skypiea remains entirely unaffected, and I don’t know about Fishman Island but something tells me that they’re alright. Same with Amazon Lily.
Once a cure is found and distributed, or something is found out about the love virus like it wears off after a week or something like that. That’s when the chaos finally dies down, it’s gonna take a while before things fully return to normal. With some places probably never returning to normal at all!
Despite being called love apocalypse though. Things never really get that apocalyptic funnily enough like the world isn’t gonna end, I just think Love Apocalypse sounds cooler than Love Virus or Love Plague.
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Hi again, I forgot to add this to my original ask. But I have some questions about the Coraline Au.
Like the One Piece Crossing Au would this also end with reader trapped in the other world? Though ya know with buttons sewn in their eyes.
Would this also take place in the Pink Palace? Or would the door be in like let’s say someone requested a platonic StawHats so the reader moved into “The Thousand Sunny Apartments” or something like that.
Oh another thing I am curious about is would the original also have feelings for reader? Or would the character requested even exist in the real world? Does the entity that desires you take on the form of the person you want?
I find the Coraline Au concept fascinating because it could led to a lot of interesting scenarios.
Ah! Thank you for sending this in, dear! I’m always happy to talk about the Coraline AU as it is one of my favorites! And thank you so very much for finding it fascinating, it makes me so happy to hear that!
Honestly the Coraline AU is something that started off with platonic scenarios. It was even a reversed Coraline Story meaning the other people were nice while the cat was the evil one.
So like the other world people would be genuinely trying to love you, and take care of you. Meanwhile the Cat was the one who was trying to convince you to trust it so it could kill you.
Anywho, I’m starting to ramble so allow me to answer your questions! Thank you for sending this in, dear! And I hope that I’m able to answer all your questions properly!
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“Would this end with Reader having buttons sewn into their eyes?”
Probably, yeah!! It would more than likely end with the reader being taken to some kind of other world hospital or just a doctor for the procedure. Eyes plucked out, and having buttons sewn in!
The Yandere would be there every step of the way though as their new eyes adjusted, and permanently sealed them into this life in the other world.
I feel like the buttons would need some time before you could actually see out of them, and things. Maybe a few days? Weeks? I’m unsure, but either way until they adjust and heal. You’ll be blind.
Chances are too that once the procedure has finished, you’ll be cemented into the other world. No escape because now you’re an inhabitant of the other world. People can come from the real world to the other world at any time, but it’s not the same in reverse. Can’t go to the real world when you’re someone from the other world.
And now that you are someone from the other world. You can never return to the real world.
“Would this take place in the Pink Palace?”
It probably wouldn’t be directly the Pink Palace as I have thought up a few platonic stories about this AU. It would pretty much be the Pink Palace though just with a different design and name, if that makes sense.
So when I think up my platonic stories, it’s like there’s this entity in the other world. It gifts the little Coraline Doll to someone, this person designs it to look exactly like who they want aka the Reader, then once it’s done they release it into the night sky to show the entity what they want.
This entity manipulates something in the real world causing the Reader to have to move, and finds the doll when they move into their new home. Typical Coraline things happen. Then whether or not the other world person was successful in taking the Reader, they have to take the doll and release it into the night sky. The Entity will take it, and then give it to the next person.
That’s mostly for platonic scenarios in the Reverse Coraline thing though. Where the other people are nice, and the cat is evil.
In the normal Coraline AU, I can imagine that it’d probably be like moving into a place that’s based off of the ship or general home area of the Yandere. So like let’s say Shanks is the other world person. The building would be based off the Red Force. Probably named after it too like “Red Apartments” or something.
Although you probably won’t be on the actual Red Force when you go to the other world, it’s probably the same building just more alive.
“Would the Yandere have a real world variant?”
Typically when I do Coraline AU, I like to make it so that there’s no real world variant around you. I feel like that wouldn’t go well. I mean can you imagine two Luffy’s fighting over you? Or two Kaido’s? Imagine two Roger’s…
So a lot of the time in the real world, you just have a random person as your partner. Maybe they share some similarities with the people of the other world, but it isn’t them.
Maybe they are out there somewhere, but the one that you’re hanging around isn’t them.
“Would the original have feelings for the Reader?”
Probably not as the real world version likely doesn’t know you as stated above. But as for your partner? That entirely depends on scenario.
They could genuinely love you, and want to keep you with them. But they could also be seriously abusing you, and is only keeping you with them for some fucked up reason.
No matter the scenario, the people of the other world can guarantee you that they want you more than your real world partner. And they promise that they’ll treat you better too.
“Does the other world person take on the form of who you want?”
Nah, it’s more so that the other world is an entire other world full of people with button eyes. Instead of how it is in actual Coraline, you could go anywhere and not wind up in a white void that leads you back to them.
The other things with the power to shapeshift, and take on other forms are people who already have those abilities.
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Hey so I made these images for fun, because these old bastards are weirdly kinda comfort characters for me. And I wanted to share them all with you.
I hope you enjoy them
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#minors dni#cringe culture is dead#gorosei#jaygarcia saturn#marcus mars#shepherd ju peter#ethanbaron v. nusjuro#topman warcury
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!-Update-!
Hey, guys! I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to get to all of your requests, but things are getting bad again. I am safe, so don’t worry about that.
I have been working on requests to the best of my ability.
But things are getting really stressful again, so I might not be able to work on requests soon. So I’m gonna post everything that I have done currently.
It has been a long time since I’ve updated after all, and I want to give you guys some things. So I’ll be posting what I have, and trying my best to work on other requests.
My sincerest of apologies if I did not get to your request, but I will try my best to get to it when I feel like I can write, or when things start to clear up.
Love you all, and thank you so very much for your patience. I truly appreciate it.
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PLEASE READ!
Hey, everyone. I'm on mobile right now so excuse any problems with what I'm doing
I have a request for all of you, and it's about requests. I'm requesting you to send more in but of specific types.
Im going through some stuff currently and it's very stressful...
So I'll get to the point. I'd like you all to please send in requests about certain things so I have something comforting to work on.
Im gonna answer them once everything has cleared up and gotten a bit better
Its something to keep me occupied when I'm bored of other things.
Now then the types of requests I'd like you to send in are basically things that bring me a lot of comfort
Ask me about my OC's like something simple like "What are their worst fears?", "How do they deal with *insert scenario*", and "What would happen if *insert scenario*?"
I do have a post about them and I do have a recent post about them that includes their designs. Plus a few old ones that describe in detail.
I don't know if it's in the masterlist though... Sorry!
Also I do have some other new ones too like Esme the Angel whose Nika's wife, Tender the Skeleton whose T-Bones Wife, Dot the Slime Girl whose Paulie and Iceberg's wife, etc
Another thing is to please send in requests for comfort characters of mine. I'll warn you though that some of my comfort characters are probably odd.
Theyre comfort in the sense of big scary evil thing that could and would squash you like an insect is kind hearted and soft with someone...
My comfort characters are the following...
-Figarland Garling
-Joyboy
-Imu
-Nika
-Gorosei
-Obscure Characters (It is always fun to write them!)
Another thing for comfort characters would probably be like platonic/familial yandere scenarios meaning no romance
My comfort characters for these are different of course and they're the following
-The Vegapunks
-The Marines of Navarone (G8)
-Movie Characters
-Accino Family (Ice Hunter Arc)
-Shanks and his Crew
-Straw Hats
-Kozuki Family
-Any Seven Warlords of the Sea Characters
Remember that there won't be any romance for you with these characters if you ask for platonic or familial
Another thing is that I like to write for new concepts. Since I don't have time to explain any of my AU's.
I'll list them off with a tiny summary and let you pick one that sounds interesting. Feel free to ask questions and I'll answer them when my internet is back on
-Crane Game AU
Reaching into a crane game to grav something only to be grabbed and pulled into a plush world
-Love Apocalypse AU
A virus turns people into zombies focused on love, you got it and wound up with someone. What happens when the virus is cured and the person doesn't wanna let you go?
-Fiction into Reality AU
Fictional character winds up in your world and wants to take you back with them
-Mystical Forest AU
Living in a town surrounded by a giant forest on all sides, it's full of monsters and one of the monsters decides they like you.
-Containment AU
Monsters have returned to be the dominant species of earth as humans hurt the earth. Monsters have been captured and it's basically SCP Foundation.
-Pastel Broadcast AU (Beware, this one is based off the Dark Web)
Being sold to someone on the dark web who hosts a pastel and cutesy broadcast where they do typical dark web stuff. You think you're next until they say the new episode of their broadcast is about introducing a new character. You.
-Coraline AU
Self explanatory I feel
-Time Traveller AU
Invent a time machine, go back in time, get mistaken for someone who passed away. Time is slowly modifying to turn you into that person for real.
-Toon AU
Find an old animation studio that brought its mascot to life. The mascot brings you to their world and you slowly are turning into a toon like them.
Those are the au's and you can suggest familial/platonic for any of these by the way.
You also don't have to request my comfort characters if you really don't want to
And that should be all that I have to say. Thank you so very much if you decide to send in a request.
And if you don't then still thank you for reading this.
See you later! And thank you again!
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Hey, guys! This isn’t a story or anything but I made these aesthetic boards for my OC’s and I wanted to show them off
They include the characters appearance and before you say anything, I use Gacha because it’s easier for me and I can’t draw worth shit
This isn’t all of my OC’s and the other boards will likely be done at a later date but I hope that ya’ll enjoy the ones that I’ve made!
Also the other people in Willow and Ivy’s pictures who were made with Gacha, those aren’t other people. It’s the same person.
The person above Willow is an idolized version of herself that she she sees known as Witch who is everything that Willow wants to be
The person in Ivy’s picture is just her having the energy to dress up in the way that she likes
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Welcome back River 💗 Hope your doing ok and drinking plenty of water ^^
I really enjoyed reading your new fics ; I especially enjoyed reading yandere Luffy and Sanji (you got me shipping them XD ) and the way Koby had me convinced that pirate love river did set up captain starfish demise (seriously love reading that one )
I really enjoyed reading your aus fic from crossing to zoo (I also enjoyed reading your platonic fic )
yandere Sabo made me laugh poor boy can’t catch a break hahah 10/10 you did an amazing job writing him , I can imagine him being like that if he was a yandere ^_^
hope your doing ok 💗
Hey! It’s nice to get a message in my inbox from ya and sorry that I haven’t been talking to you in our DM’s as I’ve been dealing with some personal issues that have brought up a lot of anxiety for me about random shit but don’t worry! I’m 100% safe!
There’s no need to worry at all and everything is going to be absolutely fine with me! And that isn’t me being like that sweaty smiling character who keeps glancing behind them in a horror movie while trying to convince everyone that there’s no monster like genuinely, I’m gonna be fine
Things are just stressful right now in all honesty and I’d rather not get into it too much as it’s my private life
I’m glad that you enjoyed my new stories as well! I actually felt really insecure about a lot of them like the Koby one especially as I felt like a mischaracterized him big time to the point where I was just like “Fuck, this is awful…”
I am glad to hear that it was actually pretty good though and I’m also happy to hear that that I’ve turned you into a LuSan shipper as it’s one of my favorite ships in One Piece in all honesty! Like one of my many fankids is actually their kid with Sanji being her Mom
Also I am glad that you liked the platonic fic as well because G8 is one of my comfort arcs like I got sick with a sore throat a few days ago and just wound up on my side watching my favorite episode from it because the characters really make me feel safe and comforted
So I decided to try share that with you all too in the form of a Familial Yandere Fanfic about them! I hope that it did manage to spark a little bit of that same energy as I thought that the ending alongside the rescue from those evil NPC’s was very sweet if not scary in a Yandere sense
I very much struggled with the Sabo story too like I was half tempted to be like “Fuck, I can’t do this…” but then came that idea and all turned out okay!
Plus I can see Sabo going through like twenty stress balls in a day if he’s fighting his Yandere urges like the people around him are just staring wide eyed as he pops another one, grabs a new one, and then pops that one like two squeezes later
Also I am trying to drink a lot of water so thank you so much for reminding me! If you would like to talk more though then I think some of my anxiety is wearing off a little and I do have this Poppy Playtime x One Piece thing that I can tell you about in DM’s if you’d like!
Anywho, I’m gonna get back to trying to wind down with some Animal Crossing but I am glad to see that you still like my stories! And sorry for not talking to you much in DM’s
And for anyone else whose reading this part then feel free to send me a message in DM’s if you’d like to chat or listen to me ramble endlessly about my many OC’s
Or send me a message for the Discord Link and I’ll send you one back to join! But remember! No minors allowed!!
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Hello, everyone! My name is Everlasting_Rainfall but you can call me Everlast or Rainfall as it’s shorter. Hell, you can really call me whatever you’d like as long as it isn’t an insult
I’m a Demi-Girl meaning my pronouns are They/Them and She/Her and I’m bisexual as well! English is my first language but I’m not very good at it in all honesty
I’d like to personally welcome you all to my blog, I hope that you enjoy your stay and find the stuff that I write to be enjoyable!
I’m going to go over my rules in a minute but first
If you’re looking for my Masterlist then it’s right here for ya!
Just remember to not look at it if you’re a minor! I DO NOT WANT ANY MINORS ON THIS BLOG!! IF YOU ARE ONE THEN LEAVE!!
Also I have a Discord server! If you would like to join then send me a DM here on Tumblr and I’ll send you a link!
I would post the link to join here but something about that doesn’t quite feel like the best idea so I’m not gonna
So just send me a message here on Tumblr and I’ll send ya a link! Sound good? Good! But remember… NO MINORS
Now then… I’ll get into the rules starting with things that I won’t write for as I’m personally uncomfortable with it
Scat
Anal
Water Sports
Incest
Homophobia
Transphobia
Necrophilia
Racism
Anything where an Adult dates someone who is Underage
Yandere Kills their S/O
Erotic Gore
Okay, there are also a few characters that I won’t write for as well like I’ll write for just about anyone but not these characters…
“Saint” Charlos
”Saint” Shalria
”Saint” Rosward
Foxy
Skunk One
Boo Jack
Trebol
Any Underage Character
Beyond that, I’ll probably write for just about anybody unless you can manage to remind me of someone who makes me uncomfortable or I personally just don’t like
In which case, I shall add them to this list so check back every once in a while just to see if anything’s updated
Oh yeah! Also I figured that I might as well put down some things that I like writing about as well!
Non-Romantic Yandere’s (Platonic or Familial)
Toonification
Breeding
Housewifeification
Hypnosis
Being Pulled from One World to Another
Fictional Characters Appearing in the Real World
Cinderella Esque Scenarios
Transformation
Amnesia
Somnophilia
Humans Are Replaced as The Dominant Species of Earth by Something Else Scenarios
And as for characters that I enjoy writing? I honestly enjoy writing somewhat obscure ones in all honesty like not so obscure like that guy who got shook down in the Rainbow Mist arc for a liquor drinking tax or that guy behind Paulie when he saw the sea train as a kid
I mean characters like El Drago from the First One Piece Movie, Commander Jonathan from G8, Kamakiri from Skypiea, and etc
Plus I also like writing for that don’t have a lot of information about them like mostly recent ones like (And Skip This if You Aren’t Caught Up). Imu, Joyboy, Figarland Garling, Nika.
Something about it is just so much fun like I think it be because it’s less stressful and there’s less things to worry about if I’m doing something wrong by saying that “Sanji Poisons your Date” or “Luffy Watches You Bathe”
But regardless, I find it fun!
Okay, I think that covers everything! I hope that you all enjoy my blog and remember!
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Kizaru/Aokiji in the Pages AU?
Kizaru/Aokiji? I’m gonna take that to mean that you want either one of them or both of them but I’m gonna do something a little bit unexpected here and by expected, it’s probably completely expected
I’m gonna write you both of them at once! So let’s get into it, shall we? I hope that you enjoy this!! 💟
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Stalking, Forced Relationship, Implied Murder, Manipulation (?), Implied Kidnapping, Implied Isolation (?)
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Ok so let’s say that when you were writing your first book, things went over well but people complained about the accuracy of the Marine partner like you just wrote what you assumed a Marine was like versus what they actually were
So for your next one, you decided to get out there and do some studying like let’s say that you got all suited up then went out and let’s say you also live on an island with a pretty big marine base so there’s a lot of them around
You’re going around from person to person and asking questions about what being a Marine is like, you might even catch some kind of training exercise as well like I’m honestly just imagining that these marine soldiers are doing training then you’re in the background quickly scribbling things down in a notebook
It takes some time and you probably feel a bit awkward as you might feel like you came on too strong for some of them with your questions but as you’re leaving the area around the Marine base with your findings in hand
You might suddenly hear from behind you, “Ooooh, aren’t you going to ask me some questions too?” and lord knows that was terrifying but not as terrifying as when you turned around only to see a Marine Admiral right behind you
It’s Admiral Kizaru who’s right behind you and this man is leaning over you, let’s say that he was on his way somewhere when his ship had to stop briefly at this island just in time for him to see you, he’s curious and you have his attention
He’s definitely terrifying so you might try to back away and claim that you have all the information that you need for your story but Kizaru insists on you asking him some questions too, it doesn’t seem like he’ll take no for an answer
So even if you do just try to leave, this man definitely is putting a hand on your shoulder and telling you no need to be shy as he leads you away to have a conversation about Marines
You without a doubt get some more information on Marines thanks to Kizaru but he also has quite a bit of information on you as he asked you quite a few questions as well but they weren’t questions like What Are You Doing Here? or anything
Like they were questions that you’d probably ask someone you were dating like it seemed like he romantically wanted to get to know you, you tried to dodge some of the questions but he wouldn’t let you as he almost seemed to want to know everything about you
It eventually ended with him asking if you would be free later, you told him no even though you would be and you took off feeling pretty weirded out by the whole interaction in all honesty but just glad that it was over
Wouldn’t you know it though, dear? On the way home, you run into someone else who is just as tall as Kizaru although you didn’t so much run into him so much as you tripped over him and landed flat on your face
You had taken a shortcut to get home and it seemed like you may have tripped over some kind of homeless person until you got a better look at him and it turned out that this was another Marine Admiral, Aokiji
Two Marine Admirals in one day, you’re pretty lucky! But you probably don’t see it that way as you start apologizing for tripping over him and offer to call a medic for him as injured is the only explanation you can come to for why he would sleeping in a place like this
He’s completely fine though and just looks tired as he sits up, he probably rubs the spot where you tripped over him and grumbles about being kicked while he was trying to take a nap but soon tells you that he doesn’t need a medic
You at least offer to take him to your home and he takes you up on that offer as now that he gets a better look at you, you’re pretty good looking and he doesn’t mind going with you so he winds up going with you to your home probably telling you that he doesn’t need a medic but he wouldn’t mind if you patched up his bruise
Man probably makes you kiss it in all honesty, if you’re a person with breasts then he’s likely trying to get a look down your shirt as you get up on the tips of your toes to kiss this man on the head where you accidentally kicked him
He might even insist on doing the same thing for you like “Hey, let me kiss your injuries better too as you fell on your face” but you just refuse him starting to feel rather uncomfortable by the Marine Admirals that you had met today but it doesn’t matter as he’ll just lean in and do it quick
You can ask him to leave but I wouldn’t be too surprised if it turned out that he wasn’t going to listen and decided to stick around for a bit as what could you do? Kick him out? I’d like to see you try…
While he’s here, he’d find out that you were an author and ask you what kind of things that you wrote which would lead to him probably trying to give you advice on how to write a Marine which is probably nearly the exact opposite of whatever Kizaru told you
Oh yeah also remember how I said that Kizaru asked if you were gonna be free later? This is when there’s a knock at your door as it’s Kizaru, he somehow found out where you live and wants to take you on a nice date somewhere where he can get to know you better
Aokiji would of course notice this and probably ask you if you’re really in a relationship with him of all people, he could treat you way better than Kizaru could which just irks the Light Admiral.
You can tell Aokiji that you aren’t in a relationship but you’ll be cut off as Kizaru slings his arm around your shoulder in a relaxed fashion like there’s absolutely nothing wrong with what he’s doing and tells Aokiji that if he can treat you better then prove it and come with you and him
Keep in mind that you have absolutely no say in this and this is how you wind up getting dragged off by two Marine Admirals on a date that you don’t even want to go on as they both try to equally get your attention
Neither is going to admit that the other can treat you better so as a result neither is going to back down, it’s like you’re living a real life love triangle that is way more headache inducing than you ever thought that it could be
They’re now a constant presence in your life and they’re not gonna leave you alone anytime soon, I’d also recommend never picking either one over the other as well as you’re likely to get a repeat of Punk Hazard but Ice vs. Light this time
So it’s better to just endure it and continue on even with how possessive they can both be over you like in all honesty, you’re pretty sure that Kizaru killed that guy who complimented you on your outfit and you’re also pretty sure that Aokiji was responsible for the fact that you wound up stuck in your house with him due to your doors and windows freezing during a blizzard
You’re kinda sorta in a relationship with both of them like it’s not really official that you’re dating them but Kizaru did steal you away on a romantic date where everyone assumed you were a couple and Aokiji was mistaken to be your partner multiple times when he accompanied you to meetings with your publisher
This is honestly just kind of your life now and it isn’t too bad as you aren’t locked away with them forever like you still have the ability to leave your home and walk alone like for five minutes at most before one of them appears to accompany you
It really isn’t the worst thing in the world to be living like this but it is headache inducing when they won’t give you space but hey! It could always be much worse!
I mean imagine if the day comes that they decide to share you… That will be the day that you never see the sun again…
#the rain talks back#yandere#yandere one piece#minors dni#read the trigger warnings#yandere male#pages au#reader insert#Yandere Aokiji#Yandere Kizaru#Yandere Admirals#Yandere Marines
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