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Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

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demon king: a demon boy band? what makes you think that will work?

jinu and the demon boy band: we’re ✨hot✨

demons: yeah that will 100% work

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i hope you meet people with intentions as pure as your own and i hope you travel to all the places you’re curious about and i hope the restaurants you go to have your favorite drink and i hope you always have good dreams when you sleep and i hope the life you live is a fulfilling one

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There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

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2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

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always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

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Amita Suman, Freddy Carter, Danielle Galligan, Calahan Skogman, Kit Young and Jack Wolfe at the Empire Conventions in Paris, France. • July 6, 2025

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y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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Nina: We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn’t matter, but work if third.

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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point

"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"

THAT'S NOT THERAPY

THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR

IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY

*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*

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Thinking about the ruin and rising epilogue because yeah I do want a life full of ordinary things. I want to tell stories and teach things and have friends over during the winter. I want tea and lemon cake and love

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it