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“If I wanted to play with kids I would have had my own”

-Senior Quote 2020

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“The Hacker”

SOO, one day we’re in online learning, and this person called [superintendent name] joins out meet. My teacher tries to kick them, but can’t figure it out, so she just leaves them in. Next thing you know, the REAL SUPERINTENDENT joins the meet. Of course they stated freaking out and being like “why is there another person with the name [superintendent name]?” But my teacher still can’t figure out how to kick them, and which on of the superintendents to kick. So she just ends the class. That also happened to be our last online class of the year. Coincidence, or not? 

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Of course. In my fraternity we also had a pet alligator.

Teacher on a tangent during a lesson

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What are the 7 Continents?

(a conversation during book club)

Member #1: So the main character lives in Nigeria, right?

Everyone Else: Yeah

Member #1: Isn't that right next to Africa?

Everyone Else: Nigeria is in Africa, Africa's a continent

Member #1: Wait really?!?

Everyone Else: What do you think the 7 continents are?

Member #1: North America, Europe, Asia, Iceland, Greenland, Antarctica, Central America

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Yeah, [student name]'s butt definitely looks like a chia pet

teacher said to student who had sat on a turf field

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A little different than what I normally post, but here’s a meme I made a while back! Anyone else play guess who as a child? It was kinda unfair because there were only a few girls tho

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In the 1700s when the United States was a monarchy, the pilgrims revolted against king George Washington

my partner DURING A PRESENTATION in history class 

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The Time We Left School Early

SOO, one of my teachers only teaches one class the entire day, which happens to be my class. 9th period. She’s also like really old, and doesn’t know the bell schedule at all. So, someone in my class decided to take an audio recording of the bell one day. The next day, like 10 minutes before class actually ends, someone by the door plays the bell sound really loud. The whole class gets up and walks out. 10 MINUTES EARLY! She has no idea! The best part is, we left early every day that week. Thanks, [teacher name]! 

If you have any school stories/quotes of your own, be sure to DM them to me, and I will post them! (Don’t worry, everything stays anonymous)

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