everybodyhatesm-e

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

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I’m sorry but the comments are taking me tf out I can’t-

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a shower is like washing your hands but like. hardcore

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110% tax on all income over $200k

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The Croaker drinking the blood of his enemies in superhell may he rest in peace

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this is all pewdiepie’s fault

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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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this is the money chihuahua, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way

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A little metalhead primping

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did… did she do that?