everybodyhatesmiddleschool

[everybodyhatesmiddleschool]

Every day is Pisces season when you’re a Pisces 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

happy pisces szn everyone :,,)

[everybodyhatesmiddleschool]

Oh to be a croc gliding through my pool with an entire watermelon in my mouth

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This brings me peace

cleo's garden

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Hungering dust 😂 that actually slaps as a phrase

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

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I’ve also still got plany of time but the rest of you need to get it moving

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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The 90s were 🤌🤌🤌

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

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😩😩😩

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Truly 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

[everybodyhatesmiddleschool]

😂 it me — esp the wolf. That’s what that dog in me looks like

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The most human thing a character can do is contradict themselves.

The cynic who still carries a childhood stuffed animal.

The liar who craves honesty.

The overthinker who makes reckless decisions.

The heartbreaker who believes in soulmates.

The pacifist who holds lifelong grudges.

The tough guy who cries during old movies.

The thrill-seeker who's terrified of commitment.

The grump who’s unfailingly polite to waitstaff.

People aren’t consistent. Your characters shouldn’t be either.

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This is … so crazy 🤯🧡

Source

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Stretching is good for me

Good morning

(via)

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Saving this to look at every morning and pretend he’s talking to me

PEDRO PASCAL as HARRY CASTILLO MATERIALISTS (2025) dir. Celine Song

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When I tell you this did things to me 🥵

big.

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WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

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I’m literally avoiding the pan right now 🥹🥲

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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Wow 🙏

i must not take it personal. taking it personal is the mind killer. taking it personal is the little death that brings total oblivion. i will face taking it personal. i will permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. when the taking it personal has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain