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… hard to accept but important to know

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How did this end up on my timeline? This is … seemingly so niche but gets straight to the heart of one of my biggest issues with myself. “You love your hair, so why did you start pulling it out? And now you’re also losing it naturally — so why haven’t you still figured out how to stop pulling it out?” Anyway… thank you for posting this, and thank you to tumblr for showing it to me 🩷🩷🩷

hey btw shout out to people whose hair is very important to them and are dealing with hair loss

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Hear me out … I forgot what coherent thought the rambling was supposed to lead me to

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

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😂 if this ain’t me!

i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

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Me too

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I’m darn well gonna try!

why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time

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Those A Bug’s Life bloopers were elite

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Giving myself whiplash in the process

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

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It’s true, we do*

*she wrote, knowing full well that she’s actually dumb as hell and that, for all she knows, the OP could be 20 years younger and in an entirely different generation

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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That could have been a literal 💩 show

good bye

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The donkey, looking straight into the camera: “I am deep undercover here — you morons are about to blow four years of my hard work for a meme”

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I have never seen this gif before and it is sending me

y’all havin a good september?

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I think the word for that is “adulthood”

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You guys get me

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

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Unfortunately, so is my car’s, and I don’t have enough money to fix both right now, so … the car will be fixed before me 🙂

my body’s check engine light is on

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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😏🥵😏🥰🥵😦🤭🥰

cute 🫵 delightful 🫵 lovely 🫵 wondrous 🫵 effervescent 🫵 thirsty 🫵 parched 🫵 stunning 🫵 beautiful 🫵 dehydrated 🫵 bitch 🫵 sorry 🫵 gorgeous 🫵

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I’d like to believe I’m one of ‘em bitches 🥲

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh