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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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switched sans theory

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getting smacked in the face by a toyota camry, wrecking my motorcycle, and opening my eyes to this specific shard of my bike on the pavement next to me is divine poetry

ralsei splat my beloved, me too

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might be a weird fucking question coming from a person like me for gay reasons but what is your favourite colour

Warm yellows :)

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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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Here me out. I'm not crazy I swear-wait where are you going!-

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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:

primary schoolers

random nonathletic adults

olympians

olympians roided and doped up to the max

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they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:

primary schoolers

random nonathletic adults

olympians

olympians roided and doped up to the max

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fave genre of comment on terrible songs

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made a teeny tiny pixel art of my sif illustration to use on wplace :33

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I might have overdone it on caffeine tonight.  Maybe.  Just a smidge.

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First meeting~

Top of the drawing cut version because its gorgeous on their own

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just performed in a show and i got to shout quite a bit :D one down one to go

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This image has me fucking SOBBING 😭

Man got so fed up like "know what nevermind let me just force the information into your brain I'm not explaining that all again"