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Danke, Spiegel Online.

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Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.

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AI Search Engines: Why won't you use us? 😭

Me:

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u heard about doomed by the narrative now get ready for doomed by my mum and her coven of space eugenics cult sisters thru their 10k year long breeding program. duned by the narrative if u will

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me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly

me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It

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Paul: Damn, I fucked up again!

Irulan: He said, his voice surprised, for some reason.

Paul: Can you stop narrating everything we say and do?!

Irulan: He said, like a little bitch who needs to realise nothing he does can stop me.

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I went to the toy store earlier today & the lady at the checkout asked me if I wanted my purchase gift-wrapped (as they do). I was like "Don't bother, I'll do it myself 😊" which should have prompted her to give me my total, get my money, and me getting out, she looked at me like

"Oh 🙁 Will you at least take some paper?"

And then very excitedly showed off the wrapping paper they had apparently just got in. And what can I say. It was fantastic.

Which obviously I told her and gushed with her for a bit, and then she cut off a sheet and gave it to me for free

isn't the world beautiful

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Lets sneef with mama

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i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen

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Eh what the hell, happy Hyena Monday everyone

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Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

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i wanna talk about this shot

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One of my favorite genres of post