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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

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kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.

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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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saw this today

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Homestuck is a very messed up webcomic even before the teens start murdering each other because in Act 3 you're already introduced to a character like "This 13 year old girl lives alone on an island with the taxidermy of her dead grandpa and her god-like dog. She is the most optimistic and lighthearted character of the group"

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The Vietnam War was wrong and cruel

The Iraq War was wrong and creul

And this war shall be shown by history to have been wrong and cruel as well

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

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